I liked our DEI stock market better!

I might not be a financial expert, but letting a failed real estate guy from the 80s who played a businessman on TV and then lost money on casinos run the economy because he promised it would be ok for you to be racist and now all the money is gone is a teachable moment!

Do we know if there's a public memorial for Chelsea in the states or will we have to go to the UK?

Hi. I am going to be okay because I sought a FOURTH opinion. I'm someone who only goes to the doctor because my husband essentially guilts me into it. Three different dermatologists said a tiny red spot on my nose was nothing, and yet, I knew something was wrong. The fourth one told me it's cancer.

If Nancy Mace wants to keep sex criminals out of bathrooms in federal buildings she should introduce a bill to mandate Donald Trump use a port-o-potty in the Rose Garden.

Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:

Hi, guys. Please tell me this place is good and fun.

Since almost nobody follows me yet I can tell you that when I was in my 20's I pitched an ad for Sandals that was the jingle: "Cut my fruit into pieces. This is Sandals Resort."