Sydney Battle
@sydneybattle.bsky.social
actor. writer. former ghoul. @/sydneybattle on twitter
me in the airport posing for the little photo at tsa
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
me in the airport posing for the little photo at tsa
since the moment he was born, all daffy duck has known is disrespect. even his name a slight against him
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
since the moment he was born, all daffy duck has known is disrespect. even his name a slight against him
300 million for a ballroom….? girl…….
it rhymes with hunny schmaundering
it rhymes with hunny schmaundering
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
300 million for a ballroom….? girl…….
it rhymes with hunny schmaundering
it rhymes with hunny schmaundering
i’m like if mr. monk had never experienced marital bliss and only knew suffering but also a girl
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i’m like if mr. monk had never experienced marital bliss and only knew suffering but also a girl
did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? i’m standing in the longest line i’ve ever seen…... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him
September 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? i’m standing in the longest line i’ve ever seen…... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him
god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”
my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like they’re in a production of CATS
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like they’re in a production of CATS
a lot of people thinking they’ll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) don’t like ugly
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
a lot of people thinking they’ll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) don’t like ugly
if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
love greeting a dog with a formal “sir” or just a “ma’am” like i’m on a politician’s security detail
September 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
love greeting a dog with a formal “sir” or just a “ma’am” like i’m on a politician’s security detail
when a woman’s shoe size is 5 it’s like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters
September 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
when a woman’s shoe size is 5 it’s like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters
idk if i’m one of god’s favorites but i’m definitely in a competitive tier
September 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
idk if i’m one of god’s favorites but i’m definitely in a competitive tier
don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know
September 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know
the man is a comedian
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the man is a comedian
you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time
aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept
September 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept
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Host @theashleyray.bsky.social sits down with guest @sydneybattle.bsky.social to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say — watch now:
True Crime Hits and Misses with Sydney Battle | TV I Say with Ashley Ray
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September 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Host @theashleyray.bsky.social sits down with guest @sydneybattle.bsky.social to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say — watch now:
guys what if it’s the punisher
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
guys what if it’s the punisher
giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a point…. i need to find a new therapist
September 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a point…. i need to find a new therapist
age gap this, intelligence gap that…. nobody’s talking about the one person has a great full name and the other person has a terrible name gap
September 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
age gap this, intelligence gap that…. nobody’s talking about the one person has a great full name and the other person has a terrible name gap
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Louisiana has refused to reconsider the conviction of the more than 1000, mostly Black, men sentenced by split juries — even though the Supreme Court ruled that those convictions are based on an inherently racist law
What One Man’s 45-Year-Old Case Tells Us About the “Jim Crow Juries” Haunting Louisiana
Today, a split verdict would mean a mistrial. But in 1980s Louisiana, when nonunanimous juries were still legal, 19-year-old Lloyd Gray, a Black man, was sentenced to prison for life — even though the...
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September 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Louisiana has refused to reconsider the conviction of the more than 1000, mostly Black, men sentenced by split juries — even though the Supreme Court ruled that those convictions are based on an inherently racist law
he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around
September 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around
started crying at an episode of 90 day fiancé uk. time to start taking ibuprofen; i know what’s coming for me
September 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
started crying at an episode of 90 day fiancé uk. time to start taking ibuprofen; i know what’s coming for me
can’t believe i got to be a part of this…….. created by the sick, genius mind of cullen crawford— STRIP LAW. coming to your screens feb. 20th!!
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
August 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can’t believe i got to be a part of this…….. created by the sick, genius mind of cullen crawford— STRIP LAW. coming to your screens feb. 20th!!
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pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
August 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH