Matt Waler
@mattwaler.com
I make websites, lift weights, and play tennis. How well? Not very.
My favorite new bit is telling my fiancé “I kiss him on the mouth” every time our dog does something disgusting.
March 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My favorite new bit is telling my fiancé “I kiss him on the mouth” every time our dog does something disgusting.
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Text STOP to opt out of Houthi air strikes.
Standard text messaging rates may apply.
Standard text messaging rates may apply.
March 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Text STOP to opt out of Houthi air strikes.
Standard text messaging rates may apply.
Standard text messaging rates may apply.
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
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sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
March 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
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Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
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daredevil is so anti-cop it's so great lmao
March 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
daredevil is so anti-cop it's so great lmao
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Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
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We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
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The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
March 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy.
We must end that international embarrassment.
Yes. We need Medicare for All.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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Anyways...
March 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anyways...
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I don’t know who decided coffee should come in ‘small’ sizes, but I hope they step on a Lego every day for the rest of their life
March 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I don’t know who decided coffee should come in ‘small’ sizes, but I hope they step on a Lego every day for the rest of their life
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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rumors of the poop game’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. it lives.
March 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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March 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Every post now: "I vibe coded this in 1 hour using OpenFart v2. Looking forward to trying this out in Buttski Alpha 0"
March 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Every post now: "I vibe coded this in 1 hour using OpenFart v2. Looking forward to trying this out in Buttski Alpha 0"
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Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?
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unfortunately true 👇
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
unfortunately true 👇
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"Elbows up!" Canadians. 🇨🇦❤️
March 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Elbows up!" Canadians. 🇨🇦❤️
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2 day change -1,400
(always a tweet)
(always a tweet)
March 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
2 day change -1,400
(always a tweet)
(always a tweet)
