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Hoyt
@jphoyt.bsky.social
Chicago by way of Boston
[He/Him/Himbo]
Hubby, Dad, Bassist, heavy/light equipment mechanic.
USMC Veteran🇺🇸
FAST Company, F2/5.
All stated opinions my own.
I like punk rock and tacos.
Hate fascism 🇺🇦 🌻

https://youtube.com/@jasonhoyt7262?si=2f9_UaFApRo8LG-j
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It’s Bandcamp Friday and we finally have something to share!

Check out our new EP “Countdown” on Bandcamp and soon all major streaming platforms!

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Countdown, by Throwaway Heroes
5 track album
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Ever since Nicolas Cage stole the Declaration of Independence, Jon Voight has no recollection of the Constitution.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Oof. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My hatred of AI is similar to my hatred of vinegar.

I won’t eat anything pickled, and won’t use vinegar to clean a coffee pot, because I don’t like vinegar.

Gemini is vinegar. ChatGTP is vinegar. Copilot is vinegar. Cortana is vinegar. Meta AI is vinegar.

Grok is the most pungent of vinegars.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein had 1,571 names of contacts in his little black book.

Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled.

Donald Trump’s was one of them.

Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him.

If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Here’s @RepTedLieu responding to @RepTimBurchett’s shenanigans

(In fairness Burchett probably doesn’t even know how anything works)
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I never saw that coming.

Trump apparently did though 😆

*ba-dum-tiss*
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“Antifa at Berkeley”.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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This number is completely made up. There are not 30 million undocumented immigrants. The most recent estimates are around 14 million, of which roughly 8 million people have been here for over a decade.

Vance is not a fool. He knows this. DHS produces official estimates. They don’t say 30 million.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Faux’s Watters, the most “trusted” name in news
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Oh hey — you know that big Chicago raid where Stephen Miller said the building was “FILLED” with gang members?

@propublica found 0 evidence of Tren De Aragua, the men weren’t charged with any crimes. 🤔 (sound familiar Tennessee?)

All for show. www.propublica.org/article/chic...
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Bovino acknowledges that his hatred extends beyond criminals and includes immigrants, regardless of whether they are criminals or individuals taking jobs from Americans.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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The government's intelligence gathering apparatus is literally "I saw this snuff film on X" now and I have no idea why people haven't realized this or still post there regularly like you're not feeding a government surveillance firehose.
They are coming to Charlotte literally because of a few right-wing propaganda accounts on X and I am livid.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Gregory Bovino, the top Border Patrol official leading the charge on the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in cities, and his officers are heading to Charlotte, according to a source familiar with the planning. That was news to city officials. https://cnn.it/49crpZT
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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This is probably why they’re making everything so unaffordable. Make people desperate enough to sacrifice their humanity.
“I am sure PIs, bounty hunters, process servers, and anyone with access to commercial databases can apply and will..."
“Money is money and people will jump at the opportunity to embed their business as a government contractor.”

This about to get so messy so fast.

Ethics are a thing of the past.
ICE Plans to Spend $180 Million on Bounty Hunters to Stalk Immigrants
Newly released documents provide more details about ICE's plan to use bounty hunters and private investigators to find the location of undocumented immigrants.
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Blanche didn’t ask Maxwell a single question about any of these emails. Then he moved her to Club Fed where she is served individual meals and has a puppy and numerous other special privileges while she prepares her clemency petition. WHY?
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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In 2019, Trump claimed he hadn’t spoken to Jeffrey Epstein in “15 years.”

In 2017, Jeffrey Epstein was telling friends he was spending Thanksgiving with Trump — then in his first year as President.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Am I the only one who thinks “DePaRtMeNt 0f wAr” sounds like a sad D&D campaign?

“I rolled a nat 20. Drone strike Venezuelan fishing boat. Loot the bodies. ”
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
IYKYK 😆
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This level of mental gymnastics from Megyn Kelly shouldn’t be possible without boiling her skull until it’s al dente.
We're in the "raping young teenage girls isn't pedophilia" part of the cope from MAGA.

These people are evil.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
At work I’m always intensely self critical of my grammar, phrasing, spelling, and general tone when crafting my emails.

Though, I suppose if I had a net worth of over $600 million, I could write run-on sentences with zero punctuation like a sub-literate glue-sniffing donkey.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Larry Summers getting advice on how to communicate with women, and Epstein advising him how to be emotionally manipulative, is both gross and pathetic www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM