Goddamnmatt
@matt-ex.bsky.social
I have so much stuff on my phone. Music. Apps. Games, obviously.
A Medieval game, obviously. Obviously a jousting game.
I have no problem being on my phone for hours.
A Medieval game, obviously. Obviously a jousting game.
I have no problem being on my phone for hours.
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I had some free time, here:
June 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had some free time, here:
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It’s 1989, a good cop suspects that his colleagues are corrupt and tonight he’s getting to the bottom of it 🚔
#synthwave #synth #musicproducer #80s #guitar
#synthwave #synth #musicproducer #80s #guitar
January 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s 1989, a good cop suspects that his colleagues are corrupt and tonight he’s getting to the bottom of it 🚔
#synthwave #synth #musicproducer #80s #guitar
#synthwave #synth #musicproducer #80s #guitar
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Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...
December 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...
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CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones?
SILVIO: oh yeah?
CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”
PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!
TONY: okay, settle down
SILVIO: oh yeah?
CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”
PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!
TONY: okay, settle down
December 17, 2024 at 10:53 PM
CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones?
SILVIO: oh yeah?
CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”
PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!
TONY: okay, settle down
SILVIO: oh yeah?
CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”
PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!
TONY: okay, settle down
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my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
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where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
January 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
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you: (just gave birth in a bed of straw, husband doesn’t know who the dad is, bunch of weird old dudes showed up to gift stinky cologne) well it can’t get worse
me: (the little drummer boy) and-a one and-a two and-a one-two-three-four
me: (the little drummer boy) and-a one and-a two and-a one-two-three-four
December 19, 2023 at 3:23 AM
you: (just gave birth in a bed of straw, husband doesn’t know who the dad is, bunch of weird old dudes showed up to gift stinky cologne) well it can’t get worse
me: (the little drummer boy) and-a one and-a two and-a one-two-three-four
me: (the little drummer boy) and-a one and-a two and-a one-two-three-four
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
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Elon musk: *just posts the protocols of the elders of zion*
Linda yaccarino: humans and turkeys have one thing in common on thanksgiving and it’s that we’ll all be gobbling!!
Linda yaccarino: humans and turkeys have one thing in common on thanksgiving and it’s that we’ll all be gobbling!!
November 24, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Elon musk: *just posts the protocols of the elders of zion*
Linda yaccarino: humans and turkeys have one thing in common on thanksgiving and it’s that we’ll all be gobbling!!
Linda yaccarino: humans and turkeys have one thing in common on thanksgiving and it’s that we’ll all be gobbling!!
I've done chickens but this was the first attempt at spatchcocking a turkey. This was a 12 pounder and I think that's the biggest that would fit on a half sheet pan.
November 24, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I've done chickens but this was the first attempt at spatchcocking a turkey. This was a 12 pounder and I think that's the biggest that would fit on a half sheet pan.
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"Did you get high and watch Tetsuo: The Iron Man again?"
*sniffing* yes
"Did the Salaryman and the Young Metal Fetishist merge into a phallic monstrosity, by this union escaping the enslavement of individualised psychic trauma, and so embrace the freedom of raw desire?"
*openly sobbing* y...yes
*sniffing* yes
"Did the Salaryman and the Young Metal Fetishist merge into a phallic monstrosity, by this union escaping the enslavement of individualised psychic trauma, and so embrace the freedom of raw desire?"
*openly sobbing* y...yes
"Did you get high and watch Stalker again?"
*sniffing* yes
"Did the Stalker return home and tell his wife how humanity has lost its faith and belief needed for both traversing the Zone and living a good life?"
*openly sobbing* y...yes
*sniffing* yes
"Did the Stalker return home and tell his wife how humanity has lost its faith and belief needed for both traversing the Zone and living a good life?"
*openly sobbing* y...yes
October 20, 2023 at 5:59 AM
"Did you get high and watch Tetsuo: The Iron Man again?"
*sniffing* yes
"Did the Salaryman and the Young Metal Fetishist merge into a phallic monstrosity, by this union escaping the enslavement of individualised psychic trauma, and so embrace the freedom of raw desire?"
*openly sobbing* y...yes
*sniffing* yes
"Did the Salaryman and the Young Metal Fetishist merge into a phallic monstrosity, by this union escaping the enslavement of individualised psychic trauma, and so embrace the freedom of raw desire?"
*openly sobbing* y...yes
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Browsing online for reusable squeeze pouches for our yogurt queen and uh
November 15, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Browsing online for reusable squeeze pouches for our yogurt queen and uh
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Scarlett Johansson being in Lost in Translation, a Sofia Coppola movie clearly inspired by her divorce from Spike Jonze, and Her, a Spike Jonze movie clearly inspired by his divorce from Sofia Coppola
November 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Scarlett Johansson being in Lost in Translation, a Sofia Coppola movie clearly inspired by her divorce from Spike Jonze, and Her, a Spike Jonze movie clearly inspired by his divorce from Sofia Coppola
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20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
May 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain