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juicyb3rry.bsky.social
em dash dual wielder
@juicyb3rry.bsky.social
Writer of #fanfiction and possibly other, secret things.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/juicyb3rry/
Mastodon: @juicyb3rry@blorbo.social
She/her, please.
I will unfollow and probably mute you if you post pictures without alt text.
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"bildungsroman" as we all know is short for "bildungsromantasy"
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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this is so beautiful. I'm in tears. we should place this comment under glass and put it in the discourse museum, so that young children may come on field trips to behold it and wonder at the manifold creations of the human mind.
here's the whole comment. imagine thinking that romance and romantasy and YA are the only books written in first person. that's WILLLLLLLLD.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Cis people can almost never handle actual trans anger can they?
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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i'd like to think that dipshit law professor would take pushback to his bad, idiotic opinion as an opportunity to learn and grow, but as we all know he will simply dig his heels in and insist that a blatantly transphobic right wing op is in good faith, bc that's what liberals do
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"I just think trans people should be bullied out of public life, but I'm saying it nicely so the trans people look like the crazy ones"
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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reframing the well-deserved response you received from parker as specifically "nastiness" is one of the reasons why no one believes you've spent your entire career advocating tirelessly for the rights of trans people, btw.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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This won't be a popular opinion but [literally the most incoherent garbage you've ever had the displeasure of witnessing]
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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you do not need to defend that woman’s poorly written transphobic slop. you do not owe anything to the 6th grade prose of a bigot. you can simply say, “wow, this is fucking garbage on all fronts.” you do not need to be the kind of cis person who legitimizes transphobia. you can and should be better.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I'm truly disappointed that people are engaging with this without taking into account that this is an op.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Charlie Kirk died so that third year college students can write like highschool freshmen and then cry to the media to get teachers fired for not giving them good grades.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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[makes a joke in Teams at work]

*hr starts typing*

haha cool hr is gonna get in on the jokes

*hr continues typing*

ohhh this is gonna be a good one!

*hr continues typing*

uh oh
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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you come to me on this, the day of small business saturday
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The purpose of a system of is what it does.
OpenAI's Sora Is Letting Teens Generate Videos of School Shootings
OpenAI's Sora 2 easily allows teenagers to generate videos of school shootings and other harmful content, despite repeated claims of safety.
futurism.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Not technically allowed to say what I think should happen to everyone involved in the boat strikes but I think we all know what it is and that it should definitely happen
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Here it is with the byline and alt text
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Now this is journalism.

Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is some bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
MurderBotBot serving up the perfect Thanksgiving Day quote
I wanted to talk to a human right now about as much as I wanted to lose a couple of limbs and have a conversation about my feelings.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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tired of wealthy people who look like toothpaste models & who's job is 'Doing Nothing' lecturing janitors and bus drivers on how their attitude needs work
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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happy thanksgiving to everyone who has to deal with "have you gained/lost weight?" questions from their family no matter how many times you tell them to stop mentioning it
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Some are suggesting you deliberately write inaccurate or confusing alt text, because they say this confuses AI scrapers that are analyzing images.

The purpose of alt text is to help people who cannot see the image. Deliberately misrepresenting the image is a gross misuse of alt text. Don't do it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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i can’t wait for nobody to talk to me
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM