Martim
@martinator.bsky.social
Lost-in-Florida-man. He/Him. Posts in English and Portuguese (Spanish if I’m drunk).
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Entendi nadica da linha fina
Contrate um tradutor (humano)
Contrate um tradutor (humano)
December 31, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Entendi nadica da linha fina
Contrate um tradutor (humano)
Contrate um tradutor (humano)
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This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).
December 31, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).
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Bart's Revenge (2023)
June 22, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Bart's Revenge (2023)
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![Microsoft Egde on Twitter: It's almost the end of the year and we want to see how you #Edge. Show us your most memorable edges.
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December 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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São em sujeitos assim que a população vota. Sem compromisso nenhum com a vida, com o ser humano, os sentimentos e a sociedade como um todo. A grande raiva disso tudo é que os que não votam nesses caras, acaba pagando o preço.
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'Serviço funerário agora é negócio', diz Ricardo Nunes sobre privatização
Mais confiante após receber 3,3 milhões de votos no segundo turno das eleições, o prefeito reeleito de São Paulo, Ricardo Nunes (MDB), defendeu de forma enfática as concessões realizadas em seu primei...
noticias.uol.com.br
December 26, 2024 at 10:04 AM
São em sujeitos assim que a população vota. Sem compromisso nenhum com a vida, com o ser humano, os sentimentos e a sociedade como um todo. A grande raiva disso tudo é que os que não votam nesses caras, acaba pagando o preço.
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noticias.uol.com.br/politica/ult...
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é como eu disse na outra rede
December 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
é como eu disse na outra rede
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I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 19, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
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Last night in London, this happened.
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
December 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Last night in London, this happened.
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
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Forget soccer and samba, and behold Brazil's new national icon: a “vira-lata caramelo” (literally: “caramel trashcan-tipper.”)
For decades, these mutts scrounged for food on streets nationwide — undesired, abandoned and overlooked. Now caramelos are having a major moment. 🐶🐕
For decades, these mutts scrounged for food on streets nationwide — undesired, abandoned and overlooked. Now caramelos are having a major moment. 🐶🐕
Forget soccer and samba. This caramel-colored street dog is Brazil’s new national icon
For decades, lanky stray dogs have scrounged for food on Brazilian streets, abandoned and overlooked.
apnews.com
December 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Forget soccer and samba, and behold Brazil's new national icon: a “vira-lata caramelo” (literally: “caramel trashcan-tipper.”)
For decades, these mutts scrounged for food on streets nationwide — undesired, abandoned and overlooked. Now caramelos are having a major moment. 🐶🐕
For decades, these mutts scrounged for food on streets nationwide — undesired, abandoned and overlooked. Now caramelos are having a major moment. 🐶🐕
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Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.
December 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.
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This still lives rent-free in my head
December 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This still lives rent-free in my head
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It must really suck to play an 80 hour videogame constantly being like “IS THIS WOKE? IS THIS WOKE? ARE YOU WOKE MOUNT & BLADE 2: BANNERLORD???”
December 17, 2024 at 3:05 PM
It must really suck to play an 80 hour videogame constantly being like “IS THIS WOKE? IS THIS WOKE? ARE YOU WOKE MOUNT & BLADE 2: BANNERLORD???”
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How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search.
Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.
Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.
Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
March 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search.
Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.
Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.
Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
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It began with Jim Henson, child psychologists, PBS, and a Ford Foundation grant to use Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities to teach kids and model a diverse and kind community.
It ends by getting canceled by Warner Bros and Zaslav.
A history of American decline in one story.
It ends by getting canceled by Warner Bros and Zaslav.
A history of American decline in one story.
HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio.
Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
Support Us - Sesame Workshop
Individual donors and partners can have a major impact. Join Sesame Workshop’s Mission to Help Kids Everywhere Grow Smarter, Stronger, and Kinder.
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December 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
It began with Jim Henson, child psychologists, PBS, and a Ford Foundation grant to use Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities to teach kids and model a diverse and kind community.
It ends by getting canceled by Warner Bros and Zaslav.
A history of American decline in one story.
It ends by getting canceled by Warner Bros and Zaslav.
A history of American decline in one story.
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I am made of stars, I whisper to myself as I wear the same sweatpants for the third day in a row
April 17, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I am made of stars, I whisper to myself as I wear the same sweatpants for the third day in a row
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ah, the old conservative two-step:
1. deliberately sabotage a thing
2. oh look, the thing is having problems, guess we’ve got to pay twice as much to my buddy to replace it with worse and more expensive service
1. deliberately sabotage a thing
2. oh look, the thing is having problems, guess we’ve got to pay twice as much to my buddy to replace it with worse and more expensive service
New: Trump is talking behind closed doors at Mar-a-Lago about privatizing the Postal Service, sources say, citing financial losses
Could remake one of the oldest institutions in all of American government
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Could remake one of the oldest institutions in all of American government
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Trump eyes privatizing U.S. Postal Service, citing financial losses
Trump feuded with the mail agency in his first term. Privatizing it could shake up consumer shipping and business supply chains.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 14, 2024 at 6:10 PM
ah, the old conservative two-step:
1. deliberately sabotage a thing
2. oh look, the thing is having problems, guess we’ve got to pay twice as much to my buddy to replace it with worse and more expensive service
1. deliberately sabotage a thing
2. oh look, the thing is having problems, guess we’ve got to pay twice as much to my buddy to replace it with worse and more expensive service
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cis folks: this means that YOU have to echo what our trans friends are saying. they clearly aren't being heard on their own
December 15, 2024 at 2:21 AM
cis folks: this means that YOU have to echo what our trans friends are saying. they clearly aren't being heard on their own
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Idris Elba is an ACTOR
December 13, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Idris Elba is an ACTOR
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"Braga Netto não representa as forças armadas, isso é muito importante. Tenho ouvido isso de muitos generais", que bom que eles têm alguém pra repetir tudo que eles dizem literalmente, Camarotti. Se ele falassem com alguém um pouquinho mais curioso, corria o risco de alguém fazer jornalismo.
December 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
"Braga Netto não representa as forças armadas, isso é muito importante. Tenho ouvido isso de muitos generais", que bom que eles têm alguém pra repetir tudo que eles dizem literalmente, Camarotti. Se ele falassem com alguém um pouquinho mais curioso, corria o risco de alguém fazer jornalismo.
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So I wrote this, and it's the best thing I've ever written.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
December 13, 2024 at 8:03 PM
So I wrote this, and it's the best thing I've ever written.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
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Story time.
Y'all know this, but once upon a time, I ran privacy at GitHub. I also advised the Trust & Safety team.
During that time, the Pizzagate psychos used GitHub as a repository to store photos that they used to harass the owners of a DC pizza restaurant.
So we had a lot of talks about...
Y'all know this, but once upon a time, I ran privacy at GitHub. I also advised the Trust & Safety team.
During that time, the Pizzagate psychos used GitHub as a repository to store photos that they used to harass the owners of a DC pizza restaurant.
So we had a lot of talks about...
December 13, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Story time.
Y'all know this, but once upon a time, I ran privacy at GitHub. I also advised the Trust & Safety team.
During that time, the Pizzagate psychos used GitHub as a repository to store photos that they used to harass the owners of a DC pizza restaurant.
So we had a lot of talks about...
Y'all know this, but once upon a time, I ran privacy at GitHub. I also advised the Trust & Safety team.
During that time, the Pizzagate psychos used GitHub as a repository to store photos that they used to harass the owners of a DC pizza restaurant.
So we had a lot of talks about...
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Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
December 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
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If you haven’t already blocked Singal, I’d recommend it as a way to hamper a troll and make this place better.
If you’re following him for some reason, it sounds like you should get ready to be blocked by a lot of people here. Enjoy that.
If you’re following him for some reason, it sounds like you should get ready to be blocked by a lot of people here. Enjoy that.
This place was built it large part by a wave of trans early adopters and it’s a fucking insult that the mods here are letting a deliberate troll like Singal set up shop here to bully and harass them.
This isn’t a hard call, guys. Not at all.
This isn’t a hard call, guys. Not at all.
December 13, 2024 at 8:49 PM
If you haven’t already blocked Singal, I’d recommend it as a way to hamper a troll and make this place better.
If you’re following him for some reason, it sounds like you should get ready to be blocked by a lot of people here. Enjoy that.
If you’re following him for some reason, it sounds like you should get ready to be blocked by a lot of people here. Enjoy that.
