Kelzor
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Kelzor
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Official Disneyland vacation thread:
Official Disneyland vacation thread:
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You know what,

Aragorn and Riff Raff sound A Lot alike
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Should be asleep by now - let’s put on an extended cut of a LOTR movie
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I always feel like I'm forgetting something if I pack for a trip and my bags aren't literally bursting at the seams. I think I have room to spare and like 1/4 of it is snacks so I'll be traveling very light on the way home.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This popped up in my fb memories. Kingsley never could take a hint, and boy did Nala keep him in line
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We had a student sleep through part of a tournament and he asked our director for a letter of recommendation on the same day lmao. We’re just an extracurricular (albeit with scholarships and course credit opportunities), so they WANT to be here. Can’t imagine what they do with compulsory coursework.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
He pooped yesterday and today voluntarily so we’re starting to normalize again. He still doesn’t have a huge appetite but his energy levels are good, still into treats, still drinking water, so, my worry continues to abate
OMG he pooped again, and 1) I didn't make him do it this time; 2) this is the shortest interval between poops since the whole debacle began. Forever grateful to the vet who saw him and suggested a relatively inexpensive dietary change instead of $100 arthritis shots.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My mom and I are at cabelas to find gifts for my brother and
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was at my parents’ for six minutes and then left. I had forgotten something so it was a good excuse to go to the store. It was just too much all at fucking once happy holidays
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every year I think “I need to take shower before I cook” and then I just gradually start cooking and then I’m standing in the middle covered in sweat from the heat of the oven and the dishwasher and I’m thanking the HELL out of my adhd that I didn’t shower first
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The parade lip syncing is so obvious and bad

And idk why it only just dawned on me that this is basically just one elaborate commercial
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just asked Kingsley if he was handsome and he WINKED at me
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Spending the evening watching a Jenny Nicholson video I’ve seen before while eating frosting off of crackers sure beats whatever the hell happened around here over the past few hours, looks like
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My god I wish I had a private account. I have such good tea (which actually makes me look real bad) but I don’t wanna share it this way.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m on vacation!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Well, I can't say I'm totally surprised, but my unwillingness to pee until I literally HAVE TO OR ELSE seems to have led to a UTI, ain't that fun
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm not 100% sure we're having pie on Thurs; Instead:

Mom:
Pecan bars (think pie, but easier)
Another dessert, maybe pumpkin pie? But that doesn't sound right. Pumpkin bread? Maybe?

Me:
3-ingredient apple cinnamon crumble
Cranberry Bliss Bar inspired vegan cake (trust, it's good)
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anyway, I found some archival Kingsley pics that I think @ginerso.bsky.social in particular needs to see, but also, everyone. @granddad.bsky.social too, join the party.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I think I'm finally getting the "grief isn't linear" thing because it being cold and dark is stirring up memories of when Nala really started heading downhill at the end of the holidays last year, and the weeks of anticipatory grief I was going through where I was sobbing so hard I almost puked.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In today's canned vegetable experiment, I am going to try canned beets. I just had a regular beet (roasted a while ago, frozen, thawed, sliced, and sauteed) and after all that cooking, they still had a pretty solid texture, so I'm hoping canned beets aren't just mush.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Had a thought, might go down this rabbit hole - adding a drop of liquid smoke to a pot of coffee? Which I would drink with either sweet cream or vanilla creamer
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Kelzor
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I tried watching The Chair Company but it gave me the same uncomfy vibes as Uncut Gems so no ty
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A fun thing about people is how a “yield for pedestrians” sign often means “speed up, they’re just NPCs”
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM