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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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If magic isn’t real how do you explain me paying $5,000 for magic beans
October 30, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 65,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 70,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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New analysis from the H of C Library :

Brexit is costing the UK up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues.

Economic damage since the 2016 Leave vote has resulted in the UK’s GDP being 6-8% smaller than it could have been.

The average Briton has seen a hit to GDP per head between £2,700 and £3,700.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This petition for a public inquiry into Russian interference is now at 11.2k, and growing fast. We have to break through the establishment's wall of silence about Russian interference in British politics. Please share the petition as widely as possible.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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If Labour don’t bring in PR we are probably condemned to Reform and this country is going to become unbelievably worse off. But whatever the case, I’m voting Greens. 💚
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Given the party's refusal to act on Pochin's brazen racism, it should be as socially unacceptable to vote for Reform as it was in the early 2000s to vote for the BNP.

And we should be prepared to say this to people's faces.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Three & a half million people. Two jumbo-jets' worth, every day, for a whole year.

Grandmothers; toddlers; doctors; software engineers; nurses; whole families pushed, ever-so-politely, onto planes heading Anywhere But Here.

The Tory Party commits itself to ethnically cleansing the United Kingdom.
Stephen Bush on the extraordinary draft legislation which Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp, Matt Vickers, Katie Lam and backbench colleagues have proposed in parliament

It is a proposal that would seek to deport around 5% of the resident population, including over a quarter of a million with ILR
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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DOUBLED!!!

Absolutely extraordinary.

Thank you everyone.

This is the movement.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
🚨 BREAKING 🚨

📈 Since the election of our new leadership team, our membership has doubled, now sitting at more than 140,000.

And this is just the beginning: join.greenparty.org.uk
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The interviewer asks @zackpolanski.bsky.social if he's worried about splitting the left vote & whether the best way to beat the right is to vote Labour.

Zack: "The idea that the Labour party are on the left is completely incoherent"
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home.

I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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They got the jewels, but we have their ladder.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A Tory MP is now calling for people who were born here, those who have a right to be here, to be deported…..

A not a flicker from Tory politicians, their leader, their media.

Not national news, not on every radio bulletin.

Terrifying.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM