Marko
@markh.bsky.social
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happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
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I was correct about speed limits
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I was correct about speed limits
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1. no it won't
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
Taking away our cars can, should, and will be treated as a declaration of war upon rural America.
I find "America isn't really set up for it" to be an annoying rebuttal to any sort of proposal to reduce car dependency. Our leaders used policy to create a system of car dependency and we can sure as hell use policy to undo that. There are absolutely barriers, but do nothing is not a solution.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. no it won't
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
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The Ridley Alien prequels are good because they take the essential premise of all science fiction — what if there was a gay evil robot — and make him the actual protagonist of the films
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Ridley Alien prequels are good because they take the essential premise of all science fiction — what if there was a gay evil robot — and make him the actual protagonist of the films
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For that special someone this Christmas: the Todd Field Gift Set
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
For that special someone this Christmas: the Todd Field Gift Set
sensei sergio is a landlord
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
sensei sergio is a landlord
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I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
Agreed. Some people go faster the speed limit and some people stay in the left longer than needed, it happens. This Speed Limit Crusader dufus filling the left lane because "its not my problem ur breaking the law" is a good example of why many things in life are worse than they need to be.
May 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
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the ruling class has tricked us all... for decades they've been lying to us while, in their ivory towers, they gather with friends and family to gaze, in rapt silence, at the otherworldy beauty of the sausage making process
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the ruling class has tricked us all... for decades they've been lying to us while, in their ivory towers, they gather with friends and family to gaze, in rapt silence, at the otherworldy beauty of the sausage making process
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
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John Popper’s Penguins
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
John Popper’s Penguins
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
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on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship
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Sorry to anyone who still likes Star Wars
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sorry to anyone who still likes Star Wars
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Is Too Aloof. They’ll Kill You
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Is Too Aloof. They’ll Kill You
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the best song of the 21st century is, of course, “Orinoco Flow”
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the best song of the 21st century is, of course, “Orinoco Flow”
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Sometimes people ask me for public speaking advice and I included my most crucial tip in this week’s That’s Marvelous! There’s other stuff in it too! Read it: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/142-pep-talk...
July 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes people ask me for public speaking advice and I included my most crucial tip in this week’s That’s Marvelous! There’s other stuff in it too! Read it: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/142-pep-talk...
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All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
“On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists.” @lilashroff.bsky.social reports on how the chatbot was easily prompted to offer instructions for murder, self-mutilation, and devil worship: https://theatln.tc/Up7Ycoli
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
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hell yeah @williamfleitch.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hell yeah @williamfleitch.bsky.social
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i want a yo la tengo sitcom. ira wants to make sinus-clearing noise rock. his patient wife and galoot neighbor hold it together on drums and bass. each episode ends with the most romantic song you’ve ever heard. the credits are ira experimenting with feedback in front of ten amps and last 15 minutes
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i want a yo la tengo sitcom. ira wants to make sinus-clearing noise rock. his patient wife and galoot neighbor hold it together on drums and bass. each episode ends with the most romantic song you’ve ever heard. the credits are ira experimenting with feedback in front of ten amps and last 15 minutes
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i think the big middle event between george floyd protests and covid that accelerated this hard right turn in elite circles was tech employees using slack to stage walk-outs and force concessions from management. tech bosses got a first whiff of organized labor's power and started reading mein kampf
Only in America could a white man with a current net worth of $2 billion see himself as part of a victimized group. 🤦♂️
July 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i think the big middle event between george floyd protests and covid that accelerated this hard right turn in elite circles was tech employees using slack to stage walk-outs and force concessions from management. tech bosses got a first whiff of organized labor's power and started reading mein kampf