Mark Berrong
@markberrong.bsky.social
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If you fall for a billionaire telling you to hate your neighbors, especially if you claim to be Christian, I don't know, man. That's pretty stupid.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you fall for a billionaire telling you to hate your neighbors, especially if you claim to be Christian, I don't know, man. That's pretty stupid.
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coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
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The irony is that "Quiet, piggy!" is exactly what St. Peter plans to tell Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The irony is that "Quiet, piggy!" is exactly what St. Peter plans to tell Trump.
Starting to think that the drunk lumberjack from Real World Boston might not have been the best choice for Secretary of Transportation.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Starting to think that the drunk lumberjack from Real World Boston might not have been the best choice for Secretary of Transportation.
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but ultimately he was a terrible person responsible for the deaths of many under false pretenses.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but ultimately he was a terrible person responsible for the deaths of many under false pretenses.
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
October 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
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You know, we’re not so different you and I. I’ve got my head stuck up my own ass, and you’ve got your entire asshole wrapped around your own head. Different sides of the same coin.
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You know, we’re not so different you and I. I’ve got my head stuck up my own ass, and you’ve got your entire asshole wrapped around your own head. Different sides of the same coin.
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Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on
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Give me fuel, give me fire
Give me space cause I’m a crier
Give me space cause I’m a crier
September 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Give me fuel, give me fire
Give me space cause I’m a crier
Give me space cause I’m a crier
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Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.
Happy Rapture Boxing Day to all who celebrate!
September 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Happy Rapture Boxing Day to all who celebrate!
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I know beggars can’t be choosers but if I could get raptured like riiiight after coffee and Wordle instead of at 4:30 after a full day of work that would be great thank you
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I know beggars can’t be choosers but if I could get raptured like riiiight after coffee and Wordle instead of at 4:30 after a full day of work that would be great thank you
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Probably the most tragic part of Charlie Kirk's death is that Trump's name appears prominently and repeatedly in the Epstein files.
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Probably the most tragic part of Charlie Kirk's death is that Trump's name appears prominently and repeatedly in the Epstein files.
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Good morning.
It’s his letter.
It’s his signature.
He’s a pedophile.
Have a nice day.
It’s his letter.
It’s his signature.
He’s a pedophile.
Have a nice day.
September 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Good morning.
It’s his letter.
It’s his signature.
He’s a pedophile.
Have a nice day.
It’s his letter.
It’s his signature.
He’s a pedophile.
Have a nice day.
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
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They’re whitewashing our history in books and museums
…recruiting Nazis into ICE.
…deploying the military into our cities.
…shielding the pedophiles and predators in their ranks.
…stealing your data, social security & Medicaid.
Because some of you couldn’t handle pronouns.
…recruiting Nazis into ICE.
…deploying the military into our cities.
…shielding the pedophiles and predators in their ranks.
…stealing your data, social security & Medicaid.
Because some of you couldn’t handle pronouns.
August 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
They’re whitewashing our history in books and museums
…recruiting Nazis into ICE.
…deploying the military into our cities.
…shielding the pedophiles and predators in their ranks.
…stealing your data, social security & Medicaid.
Because some of you couldn’t handle pronouns.
…recruiting Nazis into ICE.
…deploying the military into our cities.
…shielding the pedophiles and predators in their ranks.
…stealing your data, social security & Medicaid.
Because some of you couldn’t handle pronouns.
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Getting mugged>>>>fascism
Trump: "Already they're saying, 'He's a dictator!" The place is going to hell and we got to stop it. So instead of saying 'he's a dictator' they should say 'we're going to join him in making Washington safe.' They say 'he's a dictator!' and then they end up getting mugged."
August 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Getting mugged>>>>fascism
Man who doesn't understand how vaccines work promises revolutionary new vaccine!
Come on AP. He slashed $500 million in funding for mRNA technology and then strung a bunch of words that sound good if you know literally nothing about vaccines, but this statement is actual science fiction and reporting it without saying this isn’t how immunity works at all is frankly dangerous.
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Man who doesn't understand how vaccines work promises revolutionary new vaccine!
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It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
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Josh Johnson is the new comedy superstar, and his incredible skill is somehow crafting perfect longform, topical routines in a matter of days
Finally got a chance to watch the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social routine about Trump and Epstein that came out a few days ago.
I am blown away that he managed to put together a full hour of stand-up about breaking news and it's somehow polished and funny as hell.
Give it a watch and share it.
I am blown away that he managed to put together a full hour of stand-up about breaking news and it's somehow polished and funny as hell.
Give it a watch and share it.
Trump VS MAGA? The Epstein Crashout Explained
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
www.youtube.com
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Josh Johnson is the new comedy superstar, and his incredible skill is somehow crafting perfect longform, topical routines in a matter of days
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Seriously, no-one's going to get this.
July 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Seriously, no-one's going to get this.