Mark Berrong
@markberrong.bsky.social
Punisher would've hated this, and whoever had it on his van.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Punisher would've hated this, and whoever had it on his van.
It's the white socks for me.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's the white socks for me.
Hugely impactful for me, Frank. Cheers!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hugely impactful for me, Frank. Cheers!
I'm perfectly fine with having her be OUR useful idiot for once.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm perfectly fine with having her be OUR useful idiot for once.
We're definitely bombing Venezuela today, right?
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We're definitely bombing Venezuela today, right?
Oh, well said indeed.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh, well said indeed.
Was scrolling past and originally read that as "Sturdy in Brown". I kinda prefer it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Was scrolling past and originally read that as "Sturdy in Brown". I kinda prefer it.
This meme's gonna have legs I think.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This meme's gonna have legs I think.
Reposted by Mark Berrong
After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
October 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
Dead-eyed homunculus
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dead-eyed homunculus
Shhh shh shh NO ONE KNOWS MY SECRET
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Shhh shh shh NO ONE KNOWS MY SECRET
He couldn't do it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
He couldn't do it.