Marietta Daws
@marietta.bsky.social
Sarcoidosis and puzzle books
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning mojito
August 2, 2023 at 10:54 PM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning mojito
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atlas hugs
In his defense, the light fixture does look like a big ball of yarn.
August 2, 2023 at 11:11 PM
atlas hugs
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He’s throwing a tantrum because we told him he can’t have any more corn. I wish I were making this up.
August 2, 2023 at 11:19 PM
He’s throwing a tantrum because we told him he can’t have any more corn. I wish I were making this up.
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COMPANY SCRIP! COMPANY SCRIP! COMPANY SCRIP!
So instead of paying Xitter content creators actual money, it looks like Musk is going to give them a brand new cryptocurrency which Xitter will mint and issue.
This will be a financial regulatory quagmire, managed by a company which got in trouble for placing a sign on its roof.
This will be a financial regulatory quagmire, managed by a company which got in trouble for placing a sign on its roof.
Not Doge But X Token: Elon Musk's $X Token Confirmed in Latest Twitter Dev Version - CaptainAltcoin
Elon Musk’s long-rumored $X token for Twitter seems to be making its way to reality, according to a detailed thread from renowned trader and technical analysis expert, Cycl0p, also known by his Twit...
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August 2, 2023 at 11:25 PM
COMPANY SCRIP! COMPANY SCRIP! COMPANY SCRIP!
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‘swamp hag’ is actually a compliment where i come from (the swamp hag’s house)
August 2, 2023 at 11:30 PM
‘swamp hag’ is actually a compliment where i come from (the swamp hag’s house)
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every cat upon instantiation has at least one non-meat food item they will go insane for and you won't know what it is until the day they steal it off your plate as if their life depends on it
August 3, 2023 at 12:16 AM
every cat upon instantiation has at least one non-meat food item they will go insane for and you won't know what it is until the day they steal it off your plate as if their life depends on it
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Suddenly realizing I’ve had this thought before
August 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Suddenly realizing I’ve had this thought before
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"Capitol Police announced on twitter."
- uh uh, no, you don't get that shortcut anymore. If you want to announce something important, like an all clear for an active shooter, you need to put it on your website and send an email to news agencies.
- uh uh, no, you don't get that shortcut anymore. If you want to announce something important, like an all clear for an active shooter, you need to put it on your website and send an email to news agencies.
August 2, 2023 at 8:24 PM
"Capitol Police announced on twitter."
- uh uh, no, you don't get that shortcut anymore. If you want to announce something important, like an all clear for an active shooter, you need to put it on your website and send an email to news agencies.
- uh uh, no, you don't get that shortcut anymore. If you want to announce something important, like an all clear for an active shooter, you need to put it on your website and send an email to news agencies.
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high rizzability
When you need to emphasize your curves but still be OSHA Compliant
August 2, 2023 at 9:56 PM
high rizzability
I am the worst kind of autism mom
(I drag my oxygen hose through her carefully crafted toy displays)
(I drag my oxygen hose through her carefully crafted toy displays)
August 3, 2023 at 12:08 AM
I am the worst kind of autism mom
(I drag my oxygen hose through her carefully crafted toy displays)
(I drag my oxygen hose through her carefully crafted toy displays)
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I died as I lived, absolutely ripped on jameson and trying to fist fight a police horse
August 2, 2023 at 2:37 AM
I died as I lived, absolutely ripped on jameson and trying to fist fight a police horse
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The one who likes to tuck herself in.
August 1, 2023 at 5:34 PM
The one who likes to tuck herself in.
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if it pleases the court, i would like to do some magic tricks
August 1, 2023 at 5:36 PM
if it pleases the court, i would like to do some magic tricks
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checked in on twitter and apparently a lesbian in her home lab reproduced the room temperature superconductor because of a bet from her sister.
lesbians are unstoppable.
lesbians are unstoppable.
August 1, 2023 at 5:41 PM
checked in on twitter and apparently a lesbian in her home lab reproduced the room temperature superconductor because of a bet from her sister.
lesbians are unstoppable.
lesbians are unstoppable.
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He does not like the county fair night-time visibility bandana
August 1, 2023 at 5:43 PM
He does not like the county fair night-time visibility bandana
It's the cat's rag now
August 1, 2023 at 5:55 PM
It's the cat's rag now
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Please accept this offering of Thor, Smol God of Thunder.
August 1, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Please accept this offering of Thor, Smol God of Thunder.
I'm paranoid that my doctor has forgotten me (because it has happened before)
August 1, 2023 at 1:33 PM
I'm paranoid that my doctor has forgotten me (because it has happened before)
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gene sez don’t let capitalism get you down today *splash splash*
July 31, 2023 at 4:36 PM
gene sez don’t let capitalism get you down today *splash splash*
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Stick a frozen paper towel in your bra you'll feel better.
~ New York Times editorial
~ New York Times editorial
July 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Stick a frozen paper towel in your bra you'll feel better.
~ New York Times editorial
~ New York Times editorial
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everyone 1.5 years younger than you is wildly nostalgic for some fever dream looking cartoon network show you’ve never heard of called like The FrazBuzzles that aired for 37 minutes in 2004
August 1, 2023 at 12:58 AM
everyone 1.5 years younger than you is wildly nostalgic for some fever dream looking cartoon network show you’ve never heard of called like The FrazBuzzles that aired for 37 minutes in 2004
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this account has something for everyone:
* hollering
* goose
* destroy moon with radio
* hollering
* goose
* destroy moon with radio
August 1, 2023 at 1:06 AM
this account has something for everyone:
* hollering
* goose
* destroy moon with radio
* hollering
* goose
* destroy moon with radio