Only because I had some of mine removed for aesthetic reasons

They put blueberries in it

I can't assume they put pork in it

I had to do a minor thing with my phone and I ran across a similar blog! There was a fire recipe for masoor dal in there before I got to the instructions, too

Sorting through my big box of sequins

This feels very disrespectful to the cow, fish, or chicken that gave up their life for the sausage

That's good, because they're why you have all that laundry in the first place

How do they feel about watching you wash bottles

Why? Do you have one?

Big fan

The pigs are cooking potatoes with salt, and the cow can't upload pictures of it because she doesn't have fingers

Oh man PLEASE destroy your reelection campaign too

Oh no, time to get the Discourse Hammer

The sun spy

This isn't true, he had help from Congresspersons Gaetz and Posey

And of course, perennial shitbird Randy Fine

I also feel like I should state that leprosy is ALWAYS present in the environment here and that's why we DO NOT fuck with armadillos

My county is #1 and so so so many ppl moved here

By stealing your five year olds art supplies

Or so I'm told

I do remember that

And then someone asked Val Kilmer and he was like, of course,what a stupid question