Malimar
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Malimar
@malimar.bsky.social
I am a mechanical boi. (they/them)
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Are you being the person Mister Rogers knew you could be?
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my primary use of generated media: things that are funny in your head but absolutely not worth the effort of execution
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king,
Oh, the times they are a-changin'
May 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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A name that's got a god in it.

"Nathan" is not theophoric, but add Jo- or -iel and it becomes so.
April 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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bush v gore is the hinge upon which basically everything awful from the last quarter century swings on
i don't think that bush v. gore is the *worst* ruling in the history of the supreme court, but i do think it is the most openly *corrupt* ruling in its history. a real disgrace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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MEESA PROUD TO BE ACCEPTIN THE NOMINATION OF DE GREEN PARTY FOR PRESIDENT OF THESE-A UNITED STATES
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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As an 18 year old going to school to be a teacher, I was - because I have anxiety, and catastrophize about things - worried about this kind of thing. How could I know how I would react? How could I be sure I would do the right thing?

And then I did student teaching and went, "Oh. They're babies."
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.

he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.

situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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MY HOT TAKE ON MTG VS TRUMP IS THAT IT IS THE NATURE OF EVIL TO CANNIBALIZE ITSELF.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have heard it said that beholders are Lovecraft-mythos-style abominations, with the psyche of actual HP Lovecraft. Some musings on beholders and their racism, Lovecraft's cat and the eigenslur, and ultimately why perhaps not to do it this way.
Truly Lovecraftian Beholders
(Alternate title: "Heyeward Peepers Lensscleraft's Cat") Disclaimer: I do not unreservedly endorse using any of this in actual play. It's b...
luduscarcerum.blogspot.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Could God create a slur so racist even He could not say it
June 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The thing about the eigenslur is that it’s the most racist possible word while also being completely race neutral if that makes sense
June 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The "true name" but for slurs
June 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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100% better to have a local bookie with mooks who will break my shins than FanDraftRoyalty who will keep loading me up with credit to commit financial suicide from my phone and recommend Totally Not Payday Loan Apps to keep me in the game
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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rain sounds. gentle rain sounds. rain sounds for sleep. rain sounds for good fortune and a long life. rain sounds for contemplating death. workout rain sounds. rain sounds on the train. rain sounds washing the little spider away.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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"look I'm just saying it shouldn't be called a lavatory if the room doesn't contain lava"
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Laughter is pretty much the cure for not laughing
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Our original sin was not hanging Jeff Davis and Robert Lee.
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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have you ever tried staring into the infinite void of chaos and feeling the universe speaking to you in infinite combinations of screams
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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one thing you should not discount is the idea that if the party is obviously going down in flames, that every Republican he has dominated is going to want to kill and eat him. i am not being metaphorical.
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Sapphire is obviously the most wlw gemstone.
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Evil cleric, casting curse water to counter or dispel bless water: "ain't no blessed for the liquid"
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM