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Umberto Boccioni (1882 - 1916)
The Street Enters the House 1911
The Street Enters the House 1911
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Umberto Boccioni (1882 - 1916)
The Street Enters the House 1911
The Street Enters the House 1911
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January 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
can i get a ‘FUCK YEAH?!!!’
News: NY Attorney General Tish James announces deal to dissolve anti-speech group Betar US.
James investigated Betar for targeting "Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, and Jewish New Yorkers."
Betar is among the groups that's taken credit for pushing the Trump-Vance admin to detain Mahmoud Khalil.
James investigated Betar for targeting "Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, and Jewish New Yorkers."
Betar is among the groups that's taken credit for pushing the Trump-Vance admin to detain Mahmoud Khalil.
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
can i get a ‘FUCK YEAH?!!!’
100 classic x-men writers vs not making the most deranged incestous homoeroticism ever committed to page.
June 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
100 classic x-men writers vs not making the most deranged incestous homoeroticism ever committed to page.
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i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
the vast majority of americans and europeans who talk about politics on the internet are so dumb it genuinely makes me sad
May 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the vast majority of americans and europeans who talk about politics on the internet are so dumb it genuinely makes me sad
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Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social
Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
May 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social
Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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'Reeds all about it' machine embroidery by UK textile artist Rachel Wright #womensart
April 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
'Reeds all about it' machine embroidery by UK textile artist Rachel Wright #womensart
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i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
April 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
HA
Marine Le Pen, the French far-right leader and front-runner in the 2027 presidential election, was found guilty of embezzlement by a criminal court and immediately barred from running for public office for five years. nyti.ms/4448XzW
March 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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in light of anti trans legislation, this is my new cover story
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
in light of anti trans legislation, this is my new cover story
ewwwww why do the oasis brothers keep kissing????
March 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ewwwww why do the oasis brothers keep kissing????
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(shortly before learning the melting point of wax) wheeee
March 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
(shortly before learning the melting point of wax) wheeee
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"Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good," I explain as you try to stop me from feeding 76 children into the woodchipper
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good," I explain as you try to stop me from feeding 76 children into the woodchipper
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Rainbows are born with just red, green, and blue light, with the secondary sex characteristics of orange or indigo developing during adolescence. Domesticated rainbows retain their neotenic traits due to selective breeding in the 20th century for their use in cathode ray tubes
March 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Rainbows are born with just red, green, and blue light, with the secondary sex characteristics of orange or indigo developing during adolescence. Domesticated rainbows retain their neotenic traits due to selective breeding in the 20th century for their use in cathode ray tubes
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Continued excellence in women’s athletics
March 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Continued excellence in women’s athletics
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Interviewing a bandaged man in hospital: “Firstly, I expect many viewers will be surprised to learn that you’re not actually an egg.”
Humpty Dumpty: “Yeah, I’ve no idea how that rumour started, but it’s caused a lot of problems over the years, especially when I’ve tried to renew my ID or passport…”
Humpty Dumpty: “Yeah, I’ve no idea how that rumour started, but it’s caused a lot of problems over the years, especially when I’ve tried to renew my ID or passport…”
March 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Interviewing a bandaged man in hospital: “Firstly, I expect many viewers will be surprised to learn that you’re not actually an egg.”
Humpty Dumpty: “Yeah, I’ve no idea how that rumour started, but it’s caused a lot of problems over the years, especially when I’ve tried to renew my ID or passport…”
Humpty Dumpty: “Yeah, I’ve no idea how that rumour started, but it’s caused a lot of problems over the years, especially when I’ve tried to renew my ID or passport…”
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Hey man I just talked to the vultures. They’re really looking forward to picking your bones. Yeah they’re just waiting
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hey man I just talked to the vultures. They’re really looking forward to picking your bones. Yeah they’re just waiting
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Ah but I have already depicted you as the fool who puts all their eggs in one basket, and me as the alien organism that implants eggs into human thoracic cavities using my powerful ovipositor
March 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ah but I have already depicted you as the fool who puts all their eggs in one basket, and me as the alien organism that implants eggs into human thoracic cavities using my powerful ovipositor
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Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car
February 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car
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lol I am once again proposing that we beat their ass
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lol I am once again proposing that we beat their ass