somehow i imagined you to be a crotchety old man. i’m gonna wipe this image from my mind and continue to believe you are seventy

‘i raped my teenage sister in law for years’ -thomas jefferson

god you’re lame.

yeah! let women be straight! that’s the real progressive stance!!!

more cops should quit. in fact, all of them should.

she’d need one for insurance fraud if she lets nancy burn down the house

False: It’s actually the middle of the afternoon right now! Be careful ladies, there’s lots of people trying to spread misinformation right now.

andrew tate is half black

hey we saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you had a kidney to spare

collapsing all of your political opponents into the category of ‘white’ when not even the perpetrator was white (i believe) is both intellectually dishonest and cowardly. if you oppose the tactic of politically assassinating embassy staff because it scared you personally, say that.

and dropping off the children each morning because i’m pretty sure the record is six

heads up! that’s a symptom of pesdefluet ettenecat! you have three days to live

americans seeing something american happening in america: what are we, a bunch of ASIANS???