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Shut the fuck up about Chicago.
Views are spotty at best
Views are spotty at best
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Now that the Kirk afterglow is fading, it's good to see media outlets reporting on this.
This was the bigger story that happened that day.
Charlie's neck getting fatally scratched shouldn't have been allowed to be a bigger story than the largest network in the US calling for mass extermination.
This was the bigger story that happened that day.
Charlie's neck getting fatally scratched shouldn't have been allowed to be a bigger story than the largest network in the US calling for mass extermination.
In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed
September 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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When we balkanize, I hope Zohran (PBUH) enjoins the New York City Jihad with the Great Khan of the Midwest Steppes, JB Pritzker.
We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.
We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When we balkanize, I hope Zohran (PBUH) enjoins the New York City Jihad with the Great Khan of the Midwest Steppes, JB Pritzker.
We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.
We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.
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The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.
Just saying.
Just saying.
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.
Just saying.
Just saying.
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Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost from Chicago is the new Pope. Immediately makes it a sin to put ketchup on hot dogs
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost from Chicago is the new Pope. Immediately makes it a sin to put ketchup on hot dogs
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Good evening, we’re six donations shy of hitting 525 individual donations to my part of the Save the Reader campaign—donate today if you can!
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April 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Good evening, we’re six donations shy of hitting 525 individual donations to my part of the Save the Reader campaign—donate today if you can!
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ARUBA JAMAICA OPEN UP THIS PIT
April 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
ARUBA JAMAICA OPEN UP THIS PIT
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Today's date marks the 75th birthday of Eddie Hazel, whose guitar work with Funkadelic made him legend, with his ten-minute flight on "Maggot Brain" rated among the finest solo achievements on any instrument. A heralded follow-up, "Eric Clapton Can Lick My Balls," remains to this date unreleased.
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Today's date marks the 75th birthday of Eddie Hazel, whose guitar work with Funkadelic made him legend, with his ten-minute flight on "Maggot Brain" rated among the finest solo achievements on any instrument. A heralded follow-up, "Eric Clapton Can Lick My Balls," remains to this date unreleased.
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thought I was watching joe rogan but it was just one of those rotating hot dogs at 7-11
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thought I was watching joe rogan but it was just one of those rotating hot dogs at 7-11
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🤔 Anyone else notice that Elon is the only space billionaire that hasn't gone up in his own vehicles?
Branson did it.
Bezos did it.
Why do you think Elon hasn't gone up?
And y'all are letting him be in charge of the FAA?! 🤡
Branson did it.
Bezos did it.
Why do you think Elon hasn't gone up?
And y'all are letting him be in charge of the FAA?! 🤡
February 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I too feel the theremin works best in moderation. #severance
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I too feel the theremin works best in moderation. #severance
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rip virginia mccaskey please let mitch mcconnell be next, god thx
February 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
rip virginia mccaskey please let mitch mcconnell be next, god thx
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So begins the Era of Assholes.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So begins the Era of Assholes.
The Tockining
January 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Tockining
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We've received a deluge of messages about ICE in the last several days. We don't know anything more than anyone else does at this point. One thing we do know is predicting ~MASSIVE RAIDS~ with no info to back that up would be wildly irresponsible.
Highly suggest many of you slow the hell down.
Highly suggest many of you slow the hell down.
January 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We've received a deluge of messages about ICE in the last several days. We don't know anything more than anyone else does at this point. One thing we do know is predicting ~MASSIVE RAIDS~ with no info to back that up would be wildly irresponsible.
Highly suggest many of you slow the hell down.
Highly suggest many of you slow the hell down.
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David Lynch: “Believe it or not, God is gay.”
Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.”
Lynch: “No.”
Rest in peace.
Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.”
Lynch: “No.”
Rest in peace.
January 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
David Lynch: “Believe it or not, God is gay.”
Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.”
Lynch: “No.”
Rest in peace.
Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.”
Lynch: “No.”
Rest in peace.
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Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos are living proof of the male loneliness epidemic. No amount of money or surgically implanted hairlines will ever make you sufferable or likable.
January 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos are living proof of the male loneliness epidemic. No amount of money or surgically implanted hairlines will ever make you sufferable or likable.
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When we hit 1000 followers, we’ll let a chimp zip line through the lion cages.
January 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When we hit 1000 followers, we’ll let a chimp zip line through the lion cages.
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I like to yell “Parkour!” as I fall down the stairs.
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I like to yell “Parkour!” as I fall down the stairs.
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Trump: We should kill every man, woman and child in Canada.
Fox: Liberals triggered into melting down by Trump joke
The Economist: Grown-ups can admit there are benefits to having less mouths to feed
NYT: If We Killed Everyone In Canada, What Could They Do About It?
Fox: Liberals triggered into melting down by Trump joke
The Economist: Grown-ups can admit there are benefits to having less mouths to feed
NYT: If We Killed Everyone In Canada, What Could They Do About It?
January 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: We should kill every man, woman and child in Canada.
Fox: Liberals triggered into melting down by Trump joke
The Economist: Grown-ups can admit there are benefits to having less mouths to feed
NYT: If We Killed Everyone In Canada, What Could They Do About It?
Fox: Liberals triggered into melting down by Trump joke
The Economist: Grown-ups can admit there are benefits to having less mouths to feed
NYT: If We Killed Everyone In Canada, What Could They Do About It?
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James Woods’
house burnt down and he says he doesn’t have a home owners insurance policy.
Sending thoughts and prayers, James.
house burnt down and he says he doesn’t have a home owners insurance policy.
Sending thoughts and prayers, James.
January 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
James Woods’
house burnt down and he says he doesn’t have a home owners insurance policy.
Sending thoughts and prayers, James.
house burnt down and he says he doesn’t have a home owners insurance policy.
Sending thoughts and prayers, James.
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im sorry for re-posting that television`s ed mcmahon was seen running full speed into one of the fires. that was chinese disinformation
January 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
im sorry for re-posting that television`s ed mcmahon was seen running full speed into one of the fires. that was chinese disinformation