lurkmcgurt.bsky.social
@lurkmcgurt.bsky.social
Shut the fuck up about Chicago.
Views are spotty at best
My ex was a hobosexual. They fucked every bum in town
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Was that written by AI or someone huffing gas?
June 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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When we balkanize, I hope Zohran (PBUH) enjoins the New York City Jihad with the Great Khan of the Midwest Steppes, JB Pritzker.

We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
& no ketchup on hot dogs
May 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Luckily Douglass Park is flat, like the beer at RF
April 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Buh bye Durbs, it sucked knowing you
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ding ding ding
January 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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We've received a deluge of messages about ICE in the last several days. We don't know anything more than anyone else does at this point. One thing we do know is predicting ~MASSIVE RAIDS~ with no info to back that up would be wildly irresponsible.

Highly suggest many of you slow the hell down.
January 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Uncle on his mothers side
January 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM