Lunar Parking Orbit
@lunarparkingorbit.bsky.social
Father, Telecom Sysadmin, Space, Motorcycle, Beer Enthusiast, Peacenik, Member: Cascadia Independence Movement.
"Tension and anxiety are so much easier to deal with when you make them everyone's problem" --Erin Bow
"Tension and anxiety are so much easier to deal with when you make them everyone's problem" --Erin Bow
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me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
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Abusive people and systems reward you with large gifts and grandiose gestures after abusive / boundary crossing episodes
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem handed $10,000 checks to more than 20 Houston TSA agents at George Bush Intercontinental Airport Thursday, thanking them for working through the 43-day-long government shutdown.
bit.ly/3LDBBAX
bit.ly/3LDBBAX
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Abusive people and systems reward you with large gifts and grandiose gestures after abusive / boundary crossing episodes
M. W. O. :
Every SNAP recipient should have to list their employer.
That way, if the employer is a big heartless corporation, think Wall-Mart, it should be fined for every employee on SNAP, for the exact amount of the employee's benefit. only applies to multi-billion dollar companies.
Every SNAP recipient should have to list their employer.
That way, if the employer is a big heartless corporation, think Wall-Mart, it should be fined for every employee on SNAP, for the exact amount of the employee's benefit. only applies to multi-billion dollar companies.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
M. W. O. :
Every SNAP recipient should have to list their employer.
That way, if the employer is a big heartless corporation, think Wall-Mart, it should be fined for every employee on SNAP, for the exact amount of the employee's benefit. only applies to multi-billion dollar companies.
Every SNAP recipient should have to list their employer.
That way, if the employer is a big heartless corporation, think Wall-Mart, it should be fined for every employee on SNAP, for the exact amount of the employee's benefit. only applies to multi-billion dollar companies.
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
Now do Matt Walsh
THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FOR 72 HOURS DUE TO THE USER THREATENING TO "FIRE A FREEZE RAY AT NICK FUENTES AND THEN JUMP ON HIS HEAD, SHATTERING HIM INTO 1,000,000 PIECES AND COLLECTING 140,000 SOUL FRAGMENTS FOR USE AT THE NEXT BONFIRE"
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Now do Matt Walsh
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.
'All you had to do was follow the damn law, Rockstar!': Workers are protesting outside Take-Two after GTA 6 dev's alleged 'brazen' union-busting
"They can get used to seeing us on their doorstep."
www.pcgamer.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
They want people to assume this means game info or assets.
But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:
'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
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Old southern gentleman rocking in a chair on his porch, starts jacking off into a spitoon and it makes the "thwping" sound
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Old southern gentleman rocking in a chair on his porch, starts jacking off into a spitoon and it makes the "thwping" sound
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I want you to get at least 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I want you to get at least 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep
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i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
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EXPEDITIOUSLY AT LOUD VOLUME
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
EXPEDITIOUSLY AT LOUD VOLUME
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"oh my we can't have an energized and engaged electorate turning out in huge numbers! that's SOCIALISM!!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"oh my we can't have an energized and engaged electorate turning out in huge numbers! that's SOCIALISM!!"
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42 million people cant buy food this month. It’s time to tax billionaires.
Top 10 US billionaires’ collective wealth grew by $698bn in past year – report
Top 10 US billionaires’ collective wealth grew by $698bn in past year – report
Oxfam warns Trump policies risk driving inequality to new heights – but Democrats have also exacerbated wealth gap
The collective wealth of the top 10 US billionaires has soared by $698bn in the past year, according to a new report from Oxfam America published on Monday on the growing wealth divide.
The report warns that Trump administration policies risk driving US inequality to new heights, but points out that both Republican and Democratic administrations have exacerbated the US’s growing wealth gap. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
42 million people cant buy food this month. It’s time to tax billionaires.
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
I've seen this Movie...
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I've seen this Movie...
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bluesky is like high school. no one liked me there either.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
bluesky is like high school. no one liked me there either.
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
Everyone remembers the Toronto Rangers title in 2019, when the whole of Toronto cheered their favourite basketball team, the Toronto Rangers
an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
De Niro: living rent-free inside of Dimestore-Gobbels head.
If anybody knows Mr Miller, let him know a simple “Robert who?” would be devastatingly effective and also not make him seem like a guy who has already been banned from commenting on Rotten Tomatoes under three different pseudonyms.
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
De Niro: living rent-free inside of Dimestore-Gobbels head.
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If anybody knows Mr Miller, let him know a simple “Robert who?” would be devastatingly effective and also not make him seem like a guy who has already been banned from commenting on Rotten Tomatoes under three different pseudonyms.
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If anybody knows Mr Miller, let him know a simple “Robert who?” would be devastatingly effective and also not make him seem like a guy who has already been banned from commenting on Rotten Tomatoes under three different pseudonyms.
Can confirm.
self love is great but have you tried being absolutely repulsed by yourself for no reason
October 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can confirm.
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I want your experts to comb through the collapse of democracy.
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want your experts to comb through the collapse of democracy.