Lunar Parking Orbit
@lunarparkingorbit.bsky.social
Father, Telecom Sysadmin, Space, Motorcycle, Beer Enthusiast, Peacenik, Member: Cascadia Independence Movement.
"Tension and anxiety are so much easier to deal with when you make them everyone's problem" --Erin Bow
"Tension and anxiety are so much easier to deal with when you make them everyone's problem" --Erin Bow
To the persons who think it is okay to throw these down in public:
May you burn in hell.
May your next plane ride crash in cannibal country.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May you burn in hell.
May your next plane ride crash in cannibal country.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
To the persons who think it is okay to throw these down in public:
May you burn in hell.
May your next plane ride crash in cannibal country.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May you burn in hell.
May your next plane ride crash in cannibal country.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Nope.
"...They went swimm'in the da sea of knowledge an came out bone-dry."
--Aristoteles
"...They went swimm'in the da sea of knowledge an came out bone-dry."
--Aristoteles
September 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nope.
"...They went swimm'in the da sea of knowledge an came out bone-dry."
--Aristoteles
"...They went swimm'in the da sea of knowledge an came out bone-dry."
--Aristoteles
That is a great pull-your-fillings-out candybar. here are some more:
September 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That is a great pull-your-fillings-out candybar. here are some more:
Maybe if a little cartoon character said it.
“I see you are about to post a stupid and poorly written rebuttal… I can help with that!”
“I see you are about to post a stupid and poorly written rebuttal… I can help with that!”
September 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Maybe if a little cartoon character said it.
“I see you are about to post a stupid and poorly written rebuttal… I can help with that!”
“I see you are about to post a stupid and poorly written rebuttal… I can help with that!”
“Man from Atlantis “ reboot?
September 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Man from Atlantis “ reboot?
What about this guy?
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What about this guy?
How many appliances big?
August 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How many appliances big?
Here is my dog, Orville. He drives a hummer, runs an oil refinery in Texas, has a feed lot with 6,000 cows in Wyoming, and to top it all off, the sonofabitch doesn't recycle.
Don't be like Orville.
Don't be like Orville.
August 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Here is my dog, Orville. He drives a hummer, runs an oil refinery in Texas, has a feed lot with 6,000 cows in Wyoming, and to top it all off, the sonofabitch doesn't recycle.
Don't be like Orville.
Don't be like Orville.
In honor of international dog day, here is a picture of Oswald at the Oregon coast.
August 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In honor of international dog day, here is a picture of Oswald at the Oregon coast.
Happy international dog day. Please enjoy this picture of Orville at the Oregon coast.
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Happy international dog day. Please enjoy this picture of Orville at the Oregon coast.
“This next number goes out to Max Fishbind and his wife Dixie. Married 28 years today. Also Max is the top rated salesman here at Eastside Widgets. …And a one and a two….”
August 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“This next number goes out to Max Fishbind and his wife Dixie. Married 28 years today. Also Max is the top rated salesman here at Eastside Widgets. …And a one and a two….”
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
August 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
“I’ve always been inclined to judge the measure of a man by the fortitude of his intestinal flora”
– Mark twain
– Mark twain
August 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“I’ve always been inclined to judge the measure of a man by the fortitude of his intestinal flora”
– Mark twain
– Mark twain
And Fraggles.
August 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And Fraggles.
Here he is with fellow badass Frank Borman, Gemini 7 photo
August 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Here he is with fellow badass Frank Borman, Gemini 7 photo
Dear Nissan.
Don't get me wrong, Ive loved you products. I current have a Versa Note'14.
Why can't you build these anymore?
Don't get me wrong, Ive loved you products. I current have a Versa Note'14.
Why can't you build these anymore?
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dear Nissan.
Don't get me wrong, Ive loved you products. I current have a Versa Note'14.
Why can't you build these anymore?
Don't get me wrong, Ive loved you products. I current have a Versa Note'14.
Why can't you build these anymore?
The last flag of the confederacy:
August 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The last flag of the confederacy:
When I repost myself
July 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When I repost myself
Pee Wee Herman Göring
July 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Pee Wee Herman Göring
They recently added this painting to the office where I work. It’s okay, but he keeps whispering to me saying he’s the only one I can trust, should I report that to HR?
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They recently added this painting to the office where I work. It’s okay, but he keeps whispering to me saying he’s the only one I can trust, should I report that to HR?
Moon over Clackamas County Courthouse
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Moon over Clackamas County Courthouse
Abandoned water tender, Mt Hood NationalForest
July 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Abandoned water tender, Mt Hood NationalForest
Hummingbird chicks.
July 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hummingbird chicks.