luke
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Finally a Bill less popular than Belichick. Folks
June 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Finally a Bill less popular than Belichick. Folks
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This is like in CIVIL WAR when Tony was like we should follow the Sakovia Accords and Cap was like naw bro and then Tony was like you’re a pedophile.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is like in CIVIL WAR when Tony was like we should follow the Sakovia Accords and Cap was like naw bro and then Tony was like you’re a pedophile.
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if we’re talking about amendment fights this is a case where the second one would seem to apply as the founders intended
ICE can enter anyone’s home, and abduct and deport them to a foreign prison indefinitely because the DOJ says they can ignore the 4th, 5th and 15th amendments.
If there’s no due process or protections against illegal search and seizures, none of us are safe.
If there’s no due process or protections against illegal search and seizures, none of us are safe.
April 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
if we’re talking about amendment fights this is a case where the second one would seem to apply as the founders intended
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Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count
April 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count
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The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
April 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
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I mean, ten million dollars is a lot of pay for a QB who was mid all year.
April 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I mean, ten million dollars is a lot of pay for a QB who was mid all year.
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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startup: what if AI could do the things you do, but faster and better?
me: can it?
startup: well no, but like. what if
me: can it?
startup: well no, but like. what if
March 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
startup: what if AI could do the things you do, but faster and better?
me: can it?
startup: well no, but like. what if
me: can it?
startup: well no, but like. what if
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Paulie’s Epistle to the Romans: “fuck you, pay me”
Dave Brat, a Senior VP at Liberty University, said today on a local news interview that the tariffs are following “reciprocity,” which he said is the Golden Rule: “whatever you do to us, we’re gonna do to you.”
March 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Paulie’s Epistle to the Romans: “fuck you, pay me”
I’m really behind on stuff and we just watched season 1 of White Lotus. That sure is a bad show. My god. Just a slog. Did you know rich people suck and they never suffer consequences? Well, let me spend like eight hours showing you.
February 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m really behind on stuff and we just watched season 1 of White Lotus. That sure is a bad show. My god. Just a slog. Did you know rich people suck and they never suffer consequences? Well, let me spend like eight hours showing you.
People only want greatness until greatness is achieved. Then they only want to see it destroyed.
Someone is going to have to explain to me how a 29 year old’s legacy is tarnished because after the best 7 year start to a career and getting closer than anyone in history to winning 3 straight Super Bowls, one bad game from basically the entire team diminishes that legacy??
February 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
People only want greatness until greatness is achieved. Then they only want to see it destroyed.
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot.
June 26, 2023 at 1:48 PM
I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot.
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threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
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running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage
the white house saying the medicaid portal will be "back online shortly" does lend some credence to the idea that they're just shutting the entire government down and manually whitelisting whatever they see becoming an immediate political threat
January 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.