Damon Lindelof
@damonlindelof.bsky.social
Writer. Producer. Frustrator.
You know how people leave Derry and forget everything that happened to them there but then they come back and they’re like Derry has its charms? That’s me and Avatar movies.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know how people leave Derry and forget everything that happened to them there but then they come back and they’re like Derry has its charms? That’s me and Avatar movies.
this new knives out looks 🔥
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this new knives out looks 🔥
My rewrite... "D.C. Sandwich Guy Goes On Trial, Defense Team Says Pepper Fine, No Assault Please."
D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ goes on trial, says prosecution is half-baked
Authorities initially sought to charge Sean C. Dunn with a felony. But grand jurors declined to indict, and prosecutors downgraded the charge to a misdemeanor.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My rewrite... "D.C. Sandwich Guy Goes On Trial, Defense Team Says Pepper Fine, No Assault Please."
these arbys steak chunks are what pennywise would take the form of to terrorize me
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
these arbys steak chunks are what pennywise would take the form of to terrorize me
Very few care more about television than I do. This guy cares FIVE TIMES as much. Great analysis, great writing, ever word honest and brutal and full of love for the medium. Please, if you can, subscribe… not as a favor to him, but to yourself. alansepinwall.ghost.io/dont-stop-be...
Don't stop believing
Some news, as they say
alansepinwall.ghost.io
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Very few care more about television than I do. This guy cares FIVE TIMES as much. Great analysis, great writing, ever word honest and brutal and full of love for the medium. Please, if you can, subscribe… not as a favor to him, but to yourself. alansepinwall.ghost.io/dont-stop-be...
I’m not questioning the veracity of the official ovation timing, but have YOU ever applauded anything for more than like, two minutes? If so, WHAT ARE YOUR HANDS MADE OF STEEL JESUS CHRIST WHO CLAPS FOR TEN MINUTES?!?
September 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m not questioning the veracity of the official ovation timing, but have YOU ever applauded anything for more than like, two minutes? If so, WHAT ARE YOUR HANDS MADE OF STEEL JESUS CHRIST WHO CLAPS FOR TEN MINUTES?!?
me: he's moving federal troops into where now
MSM: pumpkin spice latte is back
MSM: pumpkin spice latte is back
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
me: he's moving federal troops into where now
MSM: pumpkin spice latte is back
MSM: pumpkin spice latte is back
I think the city should pay downsized workers with cash in potato chip bags so they can say they were lays-offed.
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think the city should pay downsized workers with cash in potato chip bags so they can say they were lays-offed.
In which I give flowers to my favorite show.
July 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
In which I give flowers to my favorite show.
and a hearty fuck you to everyone who mocked my ass mirror
June 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
and a hearty fuck you to everyone who mocked my ass mirror
more like operation midnight please hammer don’t hurt ‘em.
June 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
more like operation midnight please hammer don’t hurt ‘em.
3D chess, 4D chess, jesus does anyone actually believe he can play REGULAR chess?
srsly if he knows how a knight moves I will eat my fucking shoes.
srsly if he knows how a knight moves I will eat my fucking shoes.
June 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
3D chess, 4D chess, jesus does anyone actually believe he can play REGULAR chess?
srsly if he knows how a knight moves I will eat my fucking shoes.
srsly if he knows how a knight moves I will eat my fucking shoes.
out of abundance of caution am also closing my airspace.
June 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
out of abundance of caution am also closing my airspace.
So grateful this (allegedly) dangerous nut job is in custody. Can someone illuminate how cops knew to go… seemingly on a hunch…? directly to the home of the suspect’s exact second target (Rep Hortman) after arriving at the crime scene of his first? (“decided to check on” below)
June 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
So grateful this (allegedly) dangerous nut job is in custody. Can someone illuminate how cops knew to go… seemingly on a hunch…? directly to the home of the suspect’s exact second target (Rep Hortman) after arriving at the crime scene of his first? (“decided to check on” below)
AMSTERDAMMMMN am I honored to protest with y’all!
June 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
AMSTERDAMMMMN am I honored to protest with y’all!
you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
June 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
Seems likely that Elon only has one move here — full admission that he’s an addict, he’s checking into rehab and he didn’t mean it when he said there was proof the leader of the free world is a pedophile.
June 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Seems likely that Elon only has one move here — full admission that he’s an addict, he’s checking into rehab and he didn’t mean it when he said there was proof the leader of the free world is a pedophile.
This is like in CIVIL WAR when Tony was like we should follow the Sakovia Accords and Cap was like naw bro and then Tony was like you’re a pedophile.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is like in CIVIL WAR when Tony was like we should follow the Sakovia Accords and Cap was like naw bro and then Tony was like you’re a pedophile.
Not saying I'm fickle, but I just bought a cybertruck.
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Not saying I'm fickle, but I just bought a cybertruck.
Your Secretary of Education, Ladies & Germs…
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Your Secretary of Education, Ladies & Germs…
Mrs. Davis, still streaming on Peacock. And also, I guess, wrecking your marriage?
June 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mrs. Davis, still streaming on Peacock. And also, I guess, wrecking your marriage?