@loungepirate.bsky.social
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Everybody’s looking out for Number 1 while all the other numbers are running around wild without the supervision of a parent or guardian.
November 12, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Everybody’s looking out for Number 1 while all the other numbers are running around wild without the supervision of a parent or guardian.
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[day 359 of discovering new angles]
Mathematician: “Will this never end?”
Mathematician: “Will this never end?”
November 12, 2023 at 5:54 PM
[day 359 of discovering new angles]
Mathematician: “Will this never end?”
Mathematician: “Will this never end?”
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Don’t date guys that have names beginning with..
*adds every letter of the alphabet
*adds every letter of the alphabet
November 12, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Don’t date guys that have names beginning with..
*adds every letter of the alphabet
*adds every letter of the alphabet
My dealer hoping to get more business by asking me to ‘reefer a friend’
November 12, 2023 at 5:57 PM
My dealer hoping to get more business by asking me to ‘reefer a friend’
Did we land on the moon…? And when I say “we”, I mean you and I specifically; I’m trying to find the guy I did acid with at Reading Festival in ‘95…
November 8, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Did we land on the moon…? And when I say “we”, I mean you and I specifically; I’m trying to find the guy I did acid with at Reading Festival in ‘95…
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Happy Tuesday? How about you go fuck yourself, Marie.
November 8, 2023 at 8:20 AM
Happy Tuesday? How about you go fuck yourself, Marie.
Oh yeah, I definitely hit a wall as I got older. A wall of being sick of people’s shit.
November 7, 2023 at 7:39 AM
Oh yeah, I definitely hit a wall as I got older. A wall of being sick of people’s shit.
Day 59 of accidentally opening Bluesky because I mistook it for a weather app.
November 3, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Day 59 of accidentally opening Bluesky because I mistook it for a weather app.
I just said… “It’s raining again so I’m going to have another cup of tea” and I think maybe I’m the most English girl in the world.
November 1, 2023 at 4:32 PM
I just said… “It’s raining again so I’m going to have another cup of tea” and I think maybe I’m the most English girl in the world.
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*obscure picture
*irrelevant yet seemingly deep caption
*irrelevant yet seemingly deep caption
October 23, 2023 at 6:18 AM
*obscure picture
*irrelevant yet seemingly deep caption
*irrelevant yet seemingly deep caption
Anyone seen Tony….?
October 19, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Anyone seen Tony….?
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For people who hate talking on the phone:
October 12, 2023 at 6:58 AM
For people who hate talking on the phone:
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A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on
October 2, 2023 at 11:12 PM
A large part of my life has been spent looking for a surface to put things on
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[at gloryhole]
"So...when do I get to meet your parents?"
"So...when do I get to meet your parents?"
October 2, 2023 at 11:22 PM
[at gloryhole]
"So...when do I get to meet your parents?"
"So...when do I get to meet your parents?"
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Those 'do not eat' silica packets are not fucking kidding
October 8, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Those 'do not eat' silica packets are not fucking kidding
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Skippy played guitar
October 8, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Skippy played guitar
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Surround yourself with the right people. (Tall ones are best, makes it difficult for snipers to get a clean shot at you.)
September 26, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Surround yourself with the right people. (Tall ones are best, makes it difficult for snipers to get a clean shot at you.)
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*Twin girls from The Shining*
Come play with us
Me: Ok
TGFTS: we’ve never gotten this far.
Come play with us
Me: Ok
TGFTS: we’ve never gotten this far.
October 7, 2023 at 11:32 PM
*Twin girls from The Shining*
Come play with us
Me: Ok
TGFTS: we’ve never gotten this far.
Come play with us
Me: Ok
TGFTS: we’ve never gotten this far.
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"I'm never gonna danth again...."
-Careless lisper.
-Careless lisper.
October 11, 2023 at 2:18 AM
"I'm never gonna danth again...."
-Careless lisper.
-Careless lisper.
For people who hate talking on the phone:
October 12, 2023 at 6:58 AM
For people who hate talking on the phone: