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Kathleen
@sweatsntopknots.bsky.social
Yall know me. Still the same old… girl obsessed with sweats and never doing her hair.

My trailer park home (I mean twitter):
sweatsntopknots


My brain rumbles: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakksjarvdlo
Oddly, I’ve determined peope are dumb.

Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Christmas morning as a parent is 5 minutes of kids opening gifts and 5 hours of trying to free toys from packaging designed by NASA.
December 25, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Merry Chrietmas Sky Loves 🎄🎅🏼
December 25, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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It's all fun and games until she knows all your buttons.
December 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Can I still rock out if I'm head to toe in corduroy
December 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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My spirit animal? It's somewhere over the rainbow.

*Yes, the unicorn
December 21, 2024 at 9:11 AM
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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My wife hates it when I call it "the little boys room" but also doesn't like it when I call it the "large man's room"???????
December 6, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"

Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker’s snoring.
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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This week on a Very Special Cracker Barrel Gift Shop Christmas…
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Loss can’t be fixed, only carried
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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*knocks on your skyline…

“Is your Mom home?”
December 4, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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Bloke in his mid 40s casually walking round Durham in his dressing gown and slippers
December 4, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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Made cheesy loaded fries and mac and cheese. It’s a very cheesy day
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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Why the hell aren’t 100 million people following me already? I’m insane and hilarious!
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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doing whatever you want in your little corner of the internet is essential for the rest of us to learn what not to do
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Stalker vibes are my least favorite vibes.
November 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Whore for pizza
November 24, 2024 at 2:47 PM
This.
November 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Trying my patience before coffee is like a gift card.
Never know how much I got left.
November 22, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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Maybe this is an echo chamber, if by echo chamber you mean a place we aren't chin deep in hate when all we really wanna do is just laugh at queef jokes for a sec.
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM