Kathleen
@sweatsntopknots.bsky.social
Yall know me. Still the same old… girl obsessed with sweats and never doing her hair.
My trailer park home (I mean twitter):
sweatsntopknots
My brain rumbles: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakksjarvdlo
My trailer park home (I mean twitter):
sweatsntopknots
My brain rumbles: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakksjarvdlo
Oddly, I’ve determined peope are dumb.
Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.
Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oddly, I’ve determined peope are dumb.
Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.
Shhh… don’t tell anyone, though.
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I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I don’t get reposted more because I’m too clever by 5/8.
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Christmas morning as a parent is 5 minutes of kids opening gifts and 5 hours of trying to free toys from packaging designed by NASA.
December 25, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Christmas morning as a parent is 5 minutes of kids opening gifts and 5 hours of trying to free toys from packaging designed by NASA.
Merry Chrietmas Sky Loves 🎄🎅🏼
December 25, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Merry Chrietmas Sky Loves 🎄🎅🏼
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It's all fun and games until she knows all your buttons.
December 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
It's all fun and games until she knows all your buttons.
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Can I still rock out if I'm head to toe in corduroy
December 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Can I still rock out if I'm head to toe in corduroy
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My spirit animal? It's somewhere over the rainbow.
*Yes, the unicorn
*Yes, the unicorn
December 21, 2024 at 9:11 AM
My spirit animal? It's somewhere over the rainbow.
*Yes, the unicorn
*Yes, the unicorn
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My wife hates it when I call it "the little boys room" but also doesn't like it when I call it the "large man's room"???????
December 6, 2024 at 7:01 PM
My wife hates it when I call it "the little boys room" but also doesn't like it when I call it the "large man's room"???????
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Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
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The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker’s snoring.
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker’s snoring.
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This week on a Very Special Cracker Barrel Gift Shop Christmas…
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
This week on a Very Special Cracker Barrel Gift Shop Christmas…
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Loss can’t be fixed, only carried
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Loss can’t be fixed, only carried
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*knocks on your skyline…
“Is your Mom home?”
“Is your Mom home?”
December 4, 2024 at 12:38 PM
*knocks on your skyline…
“Is your Mom home?”
“Is your Mom home?”
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Bloke in his mid 40s casually walking round Durham in his dressing gown and slippers
December 4, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Bloke in his mid 40s casually walking round Durham in his dressing gown and slippers
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Made cheesy loaded fries and mac and cheese. It’s a very cheesy day
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Made cheesy loaded fries and mac and cheese. It’s a very cheesy day
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Why the hell aren’t 100 million people following me already? I’m insane and hilarious!
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Why the hell aren’t 100 million people following me already? I’m insane and hilarious!
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doing whatever you want in your little corner of the internet is essential for the rest of us to learn what not to do
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
doing whatever you want in your little corner of the internet is essential for the rest of us to learn what not to do
Stalker vibes are my least favorite vibes.
November 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Stalker vibes are my least favorite vibes.
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Trying my patience before coffee is like a gift card.
Never know how much I got left.
Never know how much I got left.
November 22, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Trying my patience before coffee is like a gift card.
Never know how much I got left.
Never know how much I got left.
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Maybe this is an echo chamber, if by echo chamber you mean a place we aren't chin deep in hate when all we really wanna do is just laugh at queef jokes for a sec.
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Maybe this is an echo chamber, if by echo chamber you mean a place we aren't chin deep in hate when all we really wanna do is just laugh at queef jokes for a sec.