For people who hate talking on the phone:

Roses are red
Don’t tell the police

Bring back the death penalty, but for the inventor of this only:

Woke up like this

When you wake up from a nap and don’t know if it’s morning, noon or night…

What have you ever achieved, huh..?

No dms on here makes me feel safe to post a bikini selfie

Found a new way to say goodbye to people when leaving a party;

If I opened a nightclub it would look like this. You get to listen to the music you like, don’t have to talk to anyone, the lighting is good, and you get to have a lovely sit down.