The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one)
@lopstrosity.bsky.social
30s goin’ on 60s.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
Quote this w what you’ve accomplished in 2025, no matter how small
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small.
• Started posting art online again after not doing so for almost 4 yrs
• Wrote and drew so many new OCs
•Flew to Seattle to hang w my bestofriendo ( scary 🫠)
• Got to 1.5k followers 🥰
• Started streaming art sometimes
• Started posting art online again after not doing so for almost 4 yrs
• Wrote and drew so many new OCs
•Flew to Seattle to hang w my bestofriendo ( scary 🫠)
• Got to 1.5k followers 🥰
• Started streaming art sometimes
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
- Got to regularly create art for @charlienwrites.bsky.social! Very fulfilling and fun 😌
- Spent more time putting myself & my needs first.
- Moved my entire website twice. One time with full server setup. Learned a lot!
- Got to regularly create art for @charlienwrites.bsky.social! Very fulfilling and fun 😌
- Spent more time putting myself & my needs first.
- Moved my entire website twice. One time with full server setup. Learned a lot!
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Quote this w what you’ve accomplished in 2025, no matter how small
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
-My first con & cosplay in a decade
-Got to the final boss of my trauma therapy (still a long way to go tho)
-I’m fucking walking again??? Like a normal person???
-Learned to have fun w art again
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
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Here's my guy Morton
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Here's my guy Morton
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December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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I changed my mind this website is good
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I changed my mind this website is good
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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🎅My spankin' new Christmas Venn has arrived🎅
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
🎅My spankin' new Christmas Venn has arrived🎅
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producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
producer: what’s the new christmas song about?
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
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December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
I just realized how glad I am to not be working in a game store in a time where I would absolutely be arguing with idiots about GenAI in general, but esp in video games
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I just realized how glad I am to not be working in a game store in a time where I would absolutely be arguing with idiots about GenAI in general, but esp in video games
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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61 workers at Ubisoft Halifax have formed the first North American union at Ubisoft.
www.gamedeveloper.com/business/ubi...
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December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
61 workers at Ubisoft Halifax have formed the first North American union at Ubisoft.
www.gamedeveloper.com/business/ubi...
www.gamedeveloper.com/business/ubi...
Killin’ it as always
James Baxter’s 2D animation in a new episode of ‘The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball’
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Killin’ it as always
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