The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one)
@lopstrosity.bsky.social
30s goin’ on 60s.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
Sobbing
Macaulay Culkin wrote a tribute to Catherine O’Hara after her passing
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. I’ll see you later"
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. I’ll see you later"
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Sobbing
RIP to a fucking Queen 💔
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
RIP to a fucking Queen 💔
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go my shitty fucking pokemon
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
go my shitty fucking pokemon
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Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
For fucks sake, again with the apple/patreon bullshit. I have to move to monthly billing and fuck me over www.patreon.com/posts/148395...
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
Apple has reimposed its subscription billing mandate for creators on Patreon | Patreon for Creators
Get more from Patreon for Creators on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
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Dove Finally Admits Some People Ugly https://theonion.com/dove-finally-admits-some-people-ugly/
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Dove Finally Admits Some People Ugly https://theonion.com/dove-finally-admits-some-people-ugly/
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
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Just deleted my TikTok account.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Just deleted my TikTok account.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS.
DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS!
You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.
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New threat just dropped
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
New threat just dropped
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
After recovering very slowly for 4.5yrs, I finally successfully did a sun salutation yoga routine.
I would be happy about this, except now I don’t have an excuse to *not* do it anymore.
I would be happy about this, except now I don’t have an excuse to *not* do it anymore.
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 AM
After recovering very slowly for 4.5yrs, I finally successfully did a sun salutation yoga routine.
I would be happy about this, except now I don’t have an excuse to *not* do it anymore.
I would be happy about this, except now I don’t have an excuse to *not* do it anymore.
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for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence
hope that helps
hope that helps
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence
hope that helps
hope that helps
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we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
When we were moving into our apartment, MIL was helping w the pantry—specifically clearing out old, half-used spices.
She tried to throw away my Kashmiri chili powder and I nearly leaped from my wheelchair to stop her.
You’ll pry my Kashmiri from my cold, dead hands.
She tried to throw away my Kashmiri chili powder and I nearly leaped from my wheelchair to stop her.
You’ll pry my Kashmiri from my cold, dead hands.
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
When we were moving into our apartment, MIL was helping w the pantry—specifically clearing out old, half-used spices.
She tried to throw away my Kashmiri chili powder and I nearly leaped from my wheelchair to stop her.
You’ll pry my Kashmiri from my cold, dead hands.
She tried to throw away my Kashmiri chili powder and I nearly leaped from my wheelchair to stop her.
You’ll pry my Kashmiri from my cold, dead hands.