The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one)
@lopstrosity.bsky.social
30s goin’ on 60s.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day.
All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.
I shouldn’t have whiskey when I’m clearly having a flare up today
Unless…
Unless…
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I shouldn’t have whiskey when I’m clearly having a flare up today
Unless…
Unless…
ADIOS FUCKOS I’M DEAD BC THERE AINT NO WAY ITS FINALLY OUT
September 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ADIOS FUCKOS I’M DEAD BC THERE AINT NO WAY ITS FINALLY OUT
The internet right now bc Silksong fans crashed every seller
September 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The internet right now bc Silksong fans crashed every seller
Nope. I got great veins. Phlebotomists see me coming like
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nope. I got great veins. Phlebotomists see me coming like
I realize now the adjacent sticker is… unfortunate
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I realize now the adjacent sticker is… unfortunate
@xzyliac.bsky.social I found an old sticker kicking around and thought you’d appreciate rep for an under appreciated song
August 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@xzyliac.bsky.social I found an old sticker kicking around and thought you’d appreciate rep for an under appreciated song
I have this sticker on my water bottle & lemme tell you the looks this gets me
I would kill to still be at the game store w this baby
I would kill to still be at the game store w this baby
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have this sticker on my water bottle & lemme tell you the looks this gets me
I would kill to still be at the game store w this baby
I would kill to still be at the game store w this baby
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June 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Netflix Castlevania is great, but there’s one thing I’ll never get over: the change of Isaac’s character. Sure it made for better TV, but we could have had the gayest villain ever seen dancing about the castle.
May 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Netflix Castlevania is great, but there’s one thing I’ll never get over: the change of Isaac’s character. Sure it made for better TV, but we could have had the gayest villain ever seen dancing about the castle.
Wait what the fuck do you mean Brom is the illustrator of the sickest game cover art ever made?
I’m in the middle of his book Slewfoot (loving it) and keep going to drool over the illustrations; you’re telling me this mf had a death grip on my life since age 4?
I’m in the middle of his book Slewfoot (loving it) and keep going to drool over the illustrations; you’re telling me this mf had a death grip on my life since age 4?
May 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wait what the fuck do you mean Brom is the illustrator of the sickest game cover art ever made?
I’m in the middle of his book Slewfoot (loving it) and keep going to drool over the illustrations; you’re telling me this mf had a death grip on my life since age 4?
I’m in the middle of his book Slewfoot (loving it) and keep going to drool over the illustrations; you’re telling me this mf had a death grip on my life since age 4?
This shit tasted so bad it immediately became the code word at the store for “I’m in a bad situation and need to be bailed out”
May 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This shit tasted so bad it immediately became the code word at the store for “I’m in a bad situation and need to be bailed out”
Me when I stop the meds that “weren’t doing anything,” rendering me nonfunctional after multiple breakdowns
March 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me when I stop the meds that “weren’t doing anything,” rendering me nonfunctional after multiple breakdowns
The world may be shit but I just found out I share a birthday with Pusheen
February 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The world may be shit but I just found out I share a birthday with Pusheen
Keep up the noise. Keep up the pressure.
February 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Keep up the noise. Keep up the pressure.