Herrin' Choker
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Herrin' Choker
@lobstermasher.bsky.social
I thought, therefore i was...He/him sometimes perhaps it :p
Dabbler in many things, guitars, fishing, wood turning, fly tying, stained glass, wood staining, furniture, gaming...
Canadian eh? Norm MacDonald humour FTW
Pinned
Some of my completed works from earlier.
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Maximum derp
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Multiple pies are needed
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Adding these to the list of things I’ve learned today… the RCKI’s were singing in the sunshine as they always do when they first show up... That’s always so badass to hear… and… I can whistle through the gap in my teeth well enough to piss one off with my RCKI impersonation. 👀😂🪶
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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📸: @TheFlowerShow
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The world is stressful, get the expensive vibrator
July 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Someone in PM ⁦‪Carney‬⁩ ‘s circle might wish to inform themselves of the near $50B opportunity awaiting ⁦us. IF they were to invest in transitioning Canada from raw crop exporter, to food techn & value-added food processing into finished goods.

www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com...
Opinion: Canada is an agriculture and food superpower. We must start acting like it
Investing in agriculture could help Canada reach goal of doubling non-U.S. exports
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Guinness in glass /salut
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I’ve been using my sacred, no-fap energy to turn balusters on a spring pole lathe in a beech forest. Lot of wood.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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this is the quiet posting car bc she’s sleeping in
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Happy Friday you animals!
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
More of the Hoar frosted morning, the light is doing cool things.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The world is shiny.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Morning sky. Have a good one if you are able.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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If you need me, I'll be in the woods talking to slugs
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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You’re going to love me. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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i sneezed twice in a row so now i am being sent off to a seaside village to take dreamy walks and breathe the clean salt air until my inevitably swift demise
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Check out this pincushion protea I found growing on the other side of the lake! It almost looks like something microscopic you'd find growing IN the lake.

The 2026 calendar is looking great and I'm excited to share, but had to take a time out to photograph this beaut first.

#flowers #photography
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM