Greg Smith
@lgsmith.bsky.social
Public servant, occasional artist, amateur sleuth, lover of horror and the macabre, probably not a robot
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There used to be a general consensus around “sticking it to the man” and now an entire side of the political spectrum loves the man and will do anything for the man and gets their feelings very hurt if the man has to pay taxes.
March 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
There used to be a general consensus around “sticking it to the man” and now an entire side of the political spectrum loves the man and will do anything for the man and gets their feelings very hurt if the man has to pay taxes.
This remake of Idiocracy is terrible. Nowhere near as funny as the first one.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This remake of Idiocracy is terrible. Nowhere near as funny as the first one.
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Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.
November 21, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.
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at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth
November 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth
Just when I think we've hit peak Idiocracy, these clowns crank up the dial to a new level I didn't even realize existed.
November 20, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Just when I think we've hit peak Idiocracy, these clowns crank up the dial to a new level I didn't even realize existed.
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maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
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I did a thing.
November 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I did a thing.
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“World leaders are going to walk all over her,” Trump said about the woman who made a Supreme Court nominee cry
July 31, 2024 at 1:14 PM
“World leaders are going to walk all over her,” Trump said about the woman who made a Supreme Court nominee cry
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Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?
July 7, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?
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i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Death of Benito Mussolini - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 1, 2024 at 4:59 PM
i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
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credit card bill now grown enough to be credit card william
June 10, 2023 at 3:56 PM
credit card bill now grown enough to be credit card william
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So @philnobilejr.bsky.social's absolute roast of a obit for Scott Wampler is the funniest, sweetest, most on-brand shit that will ever be written about Scott. Whether you knew Scott well, in passing, or only through our recent talk of him, it's an amazing read
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June 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
So @philnobilejr.bsky.social's absolute roast of a obit for Scott Wampler is the funniest, sweetest, most on-brand shit that will ever be written about Scott. Whether you knew Scott well, in passing, or only through our recent talk of him, it's an amazing read
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Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”
June 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”
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Aww shit. RIP Gary Floyd. Not sure how I missed this a few days ago, but so long ya bloody legend.
May 15, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Aww shit. RIP Gary Floyd. Not sure how I missed this a few days ago, but so long ya bloody legend.
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Hi, I’d like to return this dog. It doesn’t play poker
April 19, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Hi, I’d like to return this dog. It doesn’t play poker
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ChatGPT is just the text message autoreplies no one has ever clicked on. "Sounds good." "Hahaha" "Can't talk now." It takes the inextinguishable courage of the human heart to get a text saying "Tomorrow at 9 AM I will assassinate E.T." and to reply "We will kill E.T. the Extraterrestrial together."
April 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
ChatGPT is just the text message autoreplies no one has ever clicked on. "Sounds good." "Hahaha" "Can't talk now." It takes the inextinguishable courage of the human heart to get a text saying "Tomorrow at 9 AM I will assassinate E.T." and to reply "We will kill E.T. the Extraterrestrial together."
Found a very nice stick tonight on my evening constitutional. Quite chuffed. (Yes, it's a sad existence, but at least I have a nice stick)
January 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Found a very nice stick tonight on my evening constitutional. Quite chuffed. (Yes, it's a sad existence, but at least I have a nice stick)
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If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
November 17, 2023 at 2:56 AM
If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
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mailman: *murdering me*
me: *being murdered*
my dog: if only someone had indicated on multiple occasions that the mailman is bad OH WAIT
me: *being murdered*
my dog: if only someone had indicated on multiple occasions that the mailman is bad OH WAIT
November 8, 2023 at 8:21 PM
mailman: *murdering me*
me: *being murdered*
my dog: if only someone had indicated on multiple occasions that the mailman is bad OH WAIT
me: *being murdered*
my dog: if only someone had indicated on multiple occasions that the mailman is bad OH WAIT
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i have ideas that would make me moderately successful in 2001 on adult swim
November 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
i have ideas that would make me moderately successful in 2001 on adult swim