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SKATEPARK: Yay, $1.8 million in donations to build me!
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
SKATEPARK: Yay, $1.8 million in donations to build me!
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
It’s a bag of chips, not my aunt carol’s goddamned recipe blog intro
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s a bag of chips, not my aunt carol’s goddamned recipe blog intro
All I want for Christmas is $2,800 and for Willie Nelson to sing “C is for Cookie” from Sesame Street.
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
All I want for Christmas is $2,800 and for Willie Nelson to sing “C is for Cookie” from Sesame Street.
She’s a perfect fit for the job but I can’t do anything about it.
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
She’s a perfect fit for the job but I can’t do anything about it.
The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis
It is supposed to be our special night. A grand romantic gesture. It takes me over an hour to light all the candles. My god there are so many. It is now 300 degrees in your bedroom. My desperate attempts to keep wax off your dresser further kill the mood. Love has left your eyes.
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It is supposed to be our special night. A grand romantic gesture. It takes me over an hour to light all the candles. My god there are so many. It is now 300 degrees in your bedroom. My desperate attempts to keep wax off your dresser further kill the mood. Love has left your eyes.
I came here to do two things: Learn how to count.
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I came here to do two things: Learn how to count.
What if, as a hilarious joke, I was able to sleep until my alarm went off
October 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What if, as a hilarious joke, I was able to sleep until my alarm went off
I still play Words With Friends (not ashamed) and hoooo boy do I get the feeling that the overwhelming majority of my opponents have highly problematic, uh, worldviews quite different from my own. Wild.
October 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I still play Words With Friends (not ashamed) and hoooo boy do I get the feeling that the overwhelming majority of my opponents have highly problematic, uh, worldviews quite different from my own. Wild.
If the gates really are pearly you gotta worry about the other design choices within.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If the gates really are pearly you gotta worry about the other design choices within.
One cool thing that happened we were watching Portlandia the other day and discovered that we stayed in a cool Airbnb where they shot some scenes
September 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One cool thing that happened we were watching Portlandia the other day and discovered that we stayed in a cool Airbnb where they shot some scenes
real talk does this spider have 9 legs or do i not understand how numbers work ?
September 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
real talk does this spider have 9 legs or do i not understand how numbers work ?
mathematician confronting their nemesis
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
mathematician confronting their nemesis
proud to be Texas Sober (I only eat guns)
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
proud to be Texas Sober (I only eat guns)
Townes Van Zandt just made an appearance in my daughter’s Spotify DJ playlist and I’ve never known joy like this, it proves I did an minimum of 1 (one) parenting correct.
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Townes Van Zandt just made an appearance in my daughter’s Spotify DJ playlist and I’ve never known joy like this, it proves I did an minimum of 1 (one) parenting correct.
¿Y Tú Mama TAMBIÉN? ¿En esta economía??
September 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
¿Y Tú Mama TAMBIÉN? ¿En esta economía??
New on Netflix
UNTOLD: I Can’t Stop Eating Ginger Snaps (The Rise and Fall of GrowlyGrego)
UNTOLD: I Can’t Stop Eating Ginger Snaps (The Rise and Fall of GrowlyGrego)
September 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
New on Netflix
UNTOLD: I Can’t Stop Eating Ginger Snaps (The Rise and Fall of GrowlyGrego)
UNTOLD: I Can’t Stop Eating Ginger Snaps (The Rise and Fall of GrowlyGrego)
Reposted by Greg
cacio E pepe?
in questa economia?
in questa economia?
June 2, 2023 at 12:24 AM
cacio E pepe?
in questa economia?
in questa economia?
Reposted by Greg
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
June 22, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
I beg to differ, madam
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I beg to differ, madam
Reposted by Greg
in terms of words with disappointing definitions, dogmatic has got to be up there
March 1, 2024 at 8:02 PM
in terms of words with disappointing definitions, dogmatic has got to be up there
Reposted by Greg
Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
Today’s sign the apocalypse is upon us : When goddamned LinkedIn sends a goddamned notification that 5 goddamned tertiary business acquaintances have played mini goddamned sudoku, we did this to ourselves
September 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today’s sign the apocalypse is upon us : When goddamned LinkedIn sends a goddamned notification that 5 goddamned tertiary business acquaintances have played mini goddamned sudoku, we did this to ourselves
