SKATEPARK: Yay, $1.8 million in donations to build me!
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
SKATEPARK: Yay, $1.8 million in donations to build me!
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
PRINCIPAL: You know what…fuck this shit, I quit.
It’s a bag of chips, not my aunt carol’s goddamned recipe blog intro
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s a bag of chips, not my aunt carol’s goddamned recipe blog intro
She’s a perfect fit for the job but I can’t do anything about it.
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
She’s a perfect fit for the job but I can’t do anything about it.
The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis
One cool thing that happened we were watching Portlandia the other day and discovered that we stayed in a cool Airbnb where they shot some scenes
September 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One cool thing that happened we were watching Portlandia the other day and discovered that we stayed in a cool Airbnb where they shot some scenes
real talk does this spider have 9 legs or do i not understand how numbers work ?
September 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
real talk does this spider have 9 legs or do i not understand how numbers work ?
mathematician get hongy after defeating nemesis
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
mathematician get hongy after defeating nemesis
mathematician confronting their nemesis
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
mathematician confronting their nemesis
I beg to differ, madam
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I beg to differ, madam
Today’s sign the apocalypse is upon us : When goddamned LinkedIn sends a goddamned notification that 5 goddamned tertiary business acquaintances have played mini goddamned sudoku, we did this to ourselves
September 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today’s sign the apocalypse is upon us : When goddamned LinkedIn sends a goddamned notification that 5 goddamned tertiary business acquaintances have played mini goddamned sudoku, we did this to ourselves
Me and my three hot friends hitting the town
August 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me and my three hot friends hitting the town
ME: [not bothering anyone]
HBO MAX:
HBO MAX:
July 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ME: [not bothering anyone]
HBO MAX:
HBO MAX:
Morning Brew email asking the question we’ve all been wondering about for decades
June 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Morning Brew email asking the question we’ve all been wondering about for decades
[Little Debbie, sweaty, knife to my throat]
June 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
[Little Debbie, sweaty, knife to my throat]
Oh to be a manger at Jimmy Jones
June 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh to be a manger at Jimmy Jones
Credit score is a critical KPI for access to the Afterlife
May 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Credit score is a critical KPI for access to the Afterlife
Makes u wonder just what this guy did if he’s leading with this on his resumé
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Makes u wonder just what this guy did if he’s leading with this on his resumé
