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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
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I Have Forgotten What You Did Last Summer But I Definitely Have A Negative Association With You And Last Summer
July 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I Have Forgotten What You Did Last Summer But I Definitely Have A Negative Association With You And Last Summer
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
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To be clear: today's ruling doesn't make it less likely your child is trans, which is the whole objective of the anti-trans movement: fewer trans children by any means. It only makes it far less likely your child has access to lifesaving medical care if they're trans, which has never been a choice.
June 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
To be clear: today's ruling doesn't make it less likely your child is trans, which is the whole objective of the anti-trans movement: fewer trans children by any means. It only makes it far less likely your child has access to lifesaving medical care if they're trans, which has never been a choice.
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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
www.bbc.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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[every night at 2:00am]
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
May 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
[every night at 2:00am]
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
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Female cinematographers are far and few between. Per the annual industry report the Cellulod Ceiling, female DPs shot just 12 percent of the 250 top-grossing movies in 2024. So, when a high-profile male director hires women it’s a big deal; when he keeps hiring women it’s a big fucking deal.
If you’ve seen “Sinners” you may enjoy this (spoiler-ish) interview from @jazzt21.bsky.social with the movie’s terrific cinematographer Autumn Durald Arkapaw, who also shot “The Last Showgirl.” ALL of Coogler’s features have been shot by women DPs. variety.com/2025/artisan...
How ‘Sinners’ Cinematographer Pulled Off That Surreal Juke Joint Music Sequence and Made History By Shooting on 65mm Imax Film
How 'Sinners' cinematographer Autumn Arkapaw shot that Juke Joint music sequence
variety.com
April 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Female cinematographers are far and few between. Per the annual industry report the Cellulod Ceiling, female DPs shot just 12 percent of the 250 top-grossing movies in 2024. So, when a high-profile male director hires women it’s a big deal; when he keeps hiring women it’s a big fucking deal.
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A new documentary about my old sketch troupe "The State" will be premiering at the Tribeca Film Festival this June. I haven't seen it yet but I'm assuming I look very handsome.
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A new documentary about my old sketch troupe "The State" will be premiering at the Tribeca Film Festival this June. I haven't seen it yet but I'm assuming I look very handsome.
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Not now, plague of atomic rats.
April 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Not now, plague of atomic rats.
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MORE: Libraries in several states have received letters which claim to cancel federal IMLS grants.
Congress MUST act to restore this funding. Read our full statement: www.ala.org/news/2025/04...
Use your voice - call Congress to protect & restore library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
Congress MUST act to restore this funding. Read our full statement: www.ala.org/news/2025/04...
Use your voice - call Congress to protect & restore library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
April 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
MORE: Libraries in several states have received letters which claim to cancel federal IMLS grants.
Congress MUST act to restore this funding. Read our full statement: www.ala.org/news/2025/04...
Use your voice - call Congress to protect & restore library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
Congress MUST act to restore this funding. Read our full statement: www.ala.org/news/2025/04...
Use your voice - call Congress to protect & restore library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
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Honestly this kind of drama is exactly why I no longer participate in group chats
March 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Honestly this kind of drama is exactly why I no longer participate in group chats
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Really it’s all gone downhill since Jeeves stopped taking our questions
March 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Really it’s all gone downhill since Jeeves stopped taking our questions
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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
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seems bad
February 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
seems bad
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
Now would be a very funny time for the Jeremy Renner App to make its triumphant comeback.
January 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Now would be a very funny time for the Jeremy Renner App to make its triumphant comeback.
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If the Hamburgular targeted Wendy’s they would not know what hit them. It would be fucking crazy
December 30, 2023 at 10:38 PM
If the Hamburgular targeted Wendy’s they would not know what hit them. It would be fucking crazy
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More than I’ve got, meat bag
January 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
More than I’ve got, meat bag
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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When Twitter is nothing but paid blue checks and brands, we have to go back in and rescue the Sesame Street accounts
November 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
When Twitter is nothing but paid blue checks and brands, we have to go back in and rescue the Sesame Street accounts
I’ve now been watching Grey’s Anatomy longer than Grey herself has been on the show, which I believe makes me at least as medically qualified as Google.
September 26, 2023 at 11:35 AM
I’ve now been watching Grey’s Anatomy longer than Grey herself has been on the show, which I believe makes me at least as medically qualified as Google.