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Product designer for streaming TV, music aficionado, tall geek. I own a 1989 Radio Shack plasma ball, but I don’t let it define me. A box of Q-tips on 🥑

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Our 1¼ year old dryer started making a light clicking/slapping sound with each rotation of the drum.

I tore the whole thing down and found nothing loose, worn, or where it didn’t appear it should be, so now that’s Just The Sound The Dryer Makes Now Or Maybe It Always Did Who Can Say?
February 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Age Verification? My first computer had a flat keyboard and it wasn’t a touchscreen.
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You went to the DMV

You picked a number

You waited your turn

You walked up to the counter

You slapped down fifty bucks and said “One ‘DOOFY’ plate, please.”
February 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
"You got Ted Lasso in my Shrinking!"

"You got Shrinking on my Ted Lasso!"
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Last chance to warm up with a cup of soup that’ll be delivered to your door ice cold!
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
18, coming home on a rural road in the front passenger seat of a Pinto.

Drunk driver blows a stop sign of a T intersection to our right as we’re about to cross, flies over a ditch and goes down a shallow hill. I still remember seeing the side of his car lit up by our headlights and filling my view.
A thought I had this morning: There is some point in your life when you have been closest to death. Maybe a car accident or near-accident, maybe a fall or near-fall, maybe accidental poison or asphyxiation.

What percentage of people do you think could correctly identify that point in their lives?
January 23, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This was intentional in the He-Man trailer, no?
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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I'm sorry, abolishing ICE is now off the table as the centrist compromise.

The floor is now The Hague.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
• I have GPS on with a destination during my 46 mile commute to keep tabs on traffic

• I will regularly ignore when the GPS tells me to change my route

Sometimes that bites me in the ass
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January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Oops! All Tuvix
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I paid a visit to my Animal Crossing island this evening. It’s… been a while.
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Newly-released 2025–2030 U.S. Dietary Guidelines for Americans courtesy of RFK Jr.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I saw one of the Zoox Spam can autonomous taxis in the wild for the first time yesterday. SB 280 in a light rain with heavy commute traffic, on the shoulder with its hazards on.

My condolences to the meat in the can if those things are carrying passengers yet.
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The guy posting video of himself as a diarrhea jet pilot started a war for oil

The guy with ten minute Christmas snake stories started a war for oil

The guy with a fake reality show started a war for oil

The guy with 34 felonies started a war for oil

The pedophile’s bestie started a war for oil
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Would that I be so lucky
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Yet again once again hoping for a slightly less craptastic year
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The music I got in 2025 leaned towards “louder” and “angrier” for reasons I couldn’t possibly imagine
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Making ham balls for my dad and playing the “Classic Christmas” channel on cable when Mannheim Steamroller’s “We Three Kings” comes on and I say “Hey! That’s not classic! That’s *new!”* before remembering that album’s now 40 years old and having a little sit down.
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m cooking Christmas dinner this year
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wake up babe, new national security issue just dropped
[insert eyeroll jerk off motion GIF]
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM