Lane “Party Waffle” Bryant
@lanebryant.bsky.social
Your mom buys my clothes
My Skeet Skeet Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhmowdztpxzhzp47zjph3b3/feed/aaacspl73sjzu
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My trauma is like a bean bag chair, deep-seated.
March 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My trauma is like a bean bag chair, deep-seated.
There’s no law saying you can’t flip off every cyber truck you see
December 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
There’s no law saying you can’t flip off every cyber truck you see
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Geez…watch one yodeling video on Facebook and that’s all you’re allowed to watch from now on.
December 9, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Geez…watch one yodeling video on Facebook and that’s all you’re allowed to watch from now on.
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Nietzsche is short for neat mustache.
December 9, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Nietzsche is short for neat mustache.
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Strange how my constant plea of "Don't be a dick" fails to change my cat's dickish ways.
December 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Strange how my constant plea of "Don't be a dick" fails to change my cat's dickish ways.
When you say “IYKYK,” please rest assured that I most certainly do not know
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 AM
When you say “IYKYK,” please rest assured that I most certainly do not know
K-cups would be a lot cooler if they were filled with Ketamine.
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 AM
K-cups would be a lot cooler if they were filled with Ketamine.
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My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 AM
My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb
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15 years ago if I told you Spotify was A) the name of a music streaming service or B) the first day of her period, which would you have chosen?
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
15 years ago if I told you Spotify was A) the name of a music streaming service or B) the first day of her period, which would you have chosen?
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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich
I march to the beat of my own dumb
December 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I march to the beat of my own dumb
THIS JUST IN: Joe Biden has pardoned me from having to work today
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
THIS JUST IN: Joe Biden has pardoned me from having to work today
“Seize the day” means something completely different to an epileptic
December 3, 2024 at 2:15 AM
“Seize the day” means something completely different to an epileptic
Sneezing loudly is therapy for dads
December 3, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Sneezing loudly is therapy for dads
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*puts 8 oz of parmesan on a 10 oz lean cuisine*
December 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM
*puts 8 oz of parmesan on a 10 oz lean cuisine*
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The mechanic told me to stop singing and the weird noise will go away.
November 27, 2024 at 11:38 PM
The mechanic told me to stop singing and the weird noise will go away.
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If i was an alien, i wouldn't touch this place with a 10,000 light-year pole
November 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If i was an alien, i wouldn't touch this place with a 10,000 light-year pole
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Does anyone know the name of that actor, very famous? The one, he's very famous, he was in that movie? My dad's asking.
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Does anyone know the name of that actor, very famous? The one, he's very famous, he was in that movie? My dad's asking.
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A woman at Olive Garden died, so we’re rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family
November 23, 2024 at 5:41 AM
A woman at Olive Garden died, so we’re rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family
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If you think there’s any justice in this world, just remember, Broccoli gets top billing in Broccoli Cheese Soup.
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 AM
If you think there’s any justice in this world, just remember, Broccoli gets top billing in Broccoli Cheese Soup.
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Don’t tell me to “make myself at home” if you don’t want me taking my bra off in your kitchen.
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Don’t tell me to “make myself at home” if you don’t want me taking my bra off in your kitchen.
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I’m not answering your question you asked me on your device that has internet and search engines.
November 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m not answering your question you asked me on your device that has internet and search engines.
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you