Case
@casepart2.bsky.social
Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
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Case
@casepart2.bsky.social
· Dec 27
when my friends don't appreciate my puns, it makes me homiecidal.
I've gotten so fat from holiday sweets imma roll into work tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I've gotten so fat from holiday sweets imma roll into work tomorrow.
"You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did"
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did"
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It’s your world, bro, we’re just dying in it
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It’s your world, bro, we’re just dying in it
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, theres nothing reality narcan do for you.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, theres nothing reality narcan do for you.
Bush 2.0 is defintely gonna work this time right. Right?
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Bush 2.0 is defintely gonna work this time right. Right?
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Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
I'm honestly surprised my head doesn't look like Megamind with how much I overthink.
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I'm honestly surprised my head doesn't look like Megamind with how much I overthink.
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*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
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THIS TIMELINE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
THIS TIMELINE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS.
Bombing countries doesn't make anyone forget you're a pedophile btw.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Bombing countries doesn't make anyone forget you're a pedophile btw.
Embarrassment meter? Yeah, don't worry I'm full up, I'm an American.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Embarrassment meter? Yeah, don't worry I'm full up, I'm an American.
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what in the donald duck fuck are we doing
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
what in the donald duck fuck are we doing
Letting a demented pedophile start an illegal war would be considered bad by any other country but ours is being governed by conservatives without spines or morals.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Letting a demented pedophile start an illegal war would be considered bad by any other country but ours is being governed by conservatives without spines or morals.
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*snorts rail of microplastics*
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
*snorts rail of microplastics*
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"Gutted like a pig by your drug-addled uncle? Join the First Knives Club today and put some shank in your tank"
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"Gutted like a pig by your drug-addled uncle? Join the First Knives Club today and put some shank in your tank"
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I can't believe it's almost 1996
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can't believe it's almost 1996
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Disgruntled implies the existence of datgruntled
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Disgruntled implies the existence of datgruntled
Dry January: no lotion.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Dry January: no lotion.
Opening up a butcher's shop called, "First Knives Club".
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Opening up a butcher's shop called, "First Knives Club".
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Guys, I’m still writing 2025 on my death threats lol
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Guys, I’m still writing 2025 on my death threats lol
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ernest never goes anywhere these days
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ernest never goes anywhere these days
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A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
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MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.