Lance Schmidt 📹
@lancelotomy.bsky.social
LanceSchmidt.com
Some guy your friend knows.
Pronouns: Stink, Stank, Stunk
Some guy your friend knows.
Pronouns: Stink, Stank, Stunk
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‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family
‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family
"60 Minutes" reported President Trump pardoned the founder of the Binance cryptocurrency exchange after he "enriched" the Trump family during its crypto push
The post ‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family first appeared on Mediaite.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family
What are your top 5 movie genres?Mine are:
-1970s lawless LA
-meandering existential crises, possibly involving human clones
-Jackie Chan is a fish out of water
-just trying to get this show/film through production
-this is our weird family now and we love each other more than anything
-1970s lawless LA
-meandering existential crises, possibly involving human clones
-Jackie Chan is a fish out of water
-just trying to get this show/film through production
-this is our weird family now and we love each other more than anything
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres?Mine are:
-1970s lawless LA
-meandering existential crises, possibly involving human clones
-Jackie Chan is a fish out of water
-just trying to get this show/film through production
-this is our weird family now and we love each other more than anything
-1970s lawless LA
-meandering existential crises, possibly involving human clones
-Jackie Chan is a fish out of water
-just trying to get this show/film through production
-this is our weird family now and we love each other more than anything
The Bro-oche
by Cinco
by Cinco
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Bro-oche
by Cinco
by Cinco
Gonna miss watching Nagbe.
Truly the Ohio ⚽️🐐.
Truly the Ohio ⚽️🐐.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gonna miss watching Nagbe.
Truly the Ohio ⚽️🐐.
Truly the Ohio ⚽️🐐.
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The Trump regime summed up
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Trump regime summed up
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?”
@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
October 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?”
@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
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A statement from Nordecke regarding the retirement of Darlington Nagbe:
Build the statue.
Build the statue.
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A statement from Nordecke regarding the retirement of Darlington Nagbe:
Build the statue.
Build the statue.
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“The SPEEDBOATS in VENEZUELA are forcing the President to TARIFF all SOFT FURNISHINGS coming from NATO!
“The new policy game for all your favorite MAGA politicians!”
September 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“The SPEEDBOATS in VENEZUELA are forcing the President to TARIFF all SOFT FURNISHINGS coming from NATO!
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The pizza delivery dude just told me "I know you like our sauces so I threw in some extra ranch" and it's a 12oz squeeze bottle of shop-made ranch.
This is the highest honor you can give to a Midwesterner. I would follow that man to Hell and back.
This is the highest honor you can give to a Midwesterner. I would follow that man to Hell and back.
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The pizza delivery dude just told me "I know you like our sauces so I threw in some extra ranch" and it's a 12oz squeeze bottle of shop-made ranch.
This is the highest honor you can give to a Midwesterner. I would follow that man to Hell and back.
This is the highest honor you can give to a Midwesterner. I would follow that man to Hell and back.
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been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.
American farmers are proud of their labor, but are incredibly late to realizing that they ARE labor.
Dear farmers,
Republicans control the White House.
Republicans control the Senate.
Republicans control the House.
Stop voting for Republicans!
Republicans control the White House.
Republicans control the Senate.
Republicans control the House.
Stop voting for Republicans!
September 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
American farmers are proud of their labor, but are incredibly late to realizing that they ARE labor.
Update: it did
Play has to go through Gazdag, not to him. Hopefully this will work itself out with a real striker up top.
September 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Update: it did
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The thing is leaping to conclusions about a killer’s motive in a political environment this insane is not only dangerous, it’s just dumb.
a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "
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September 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The thing is leaping to conclusions about a killer’s motive in a political environment this insane is not only dangerous, it’s just dumb.
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
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did you know universal healthcare is cheaper and gets better results than what we’re doing now?
Americans face biggest increase in health insurance costs in 15 years on.ft.com/4g9VdaS
Americans face biggest increase in health insurance costs in 15 years
Rising premiums add to pressure on households already feeling the pinch from the high price of goods
on.ft.com
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
did you know universal healthcare is cheaper and gets better results than what we’re doing now?
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I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
September 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Fascism
ICE kidnapping a mother as her child begs the officers not to take her.
Heartbreaking 💔 😢
Heartbreaking 💔 😢
August 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fascism
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TRUMP: “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.”
He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
August 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
TRUMP: “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.”
He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸
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I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally
August 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally
Play has to go through Gazdag, not to him. Hopefully this will work itself out with a real striker up top.
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Play has to go through Gazdag, not to him. Hopefully this will work itself out with a real striker up top.
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This California Games 2 game over screen goes extremely hard.
August 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This California Games 2 game over screen goes extremely hard.