Tom Healey
@ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
Warhammer, comics, nonsense he/him
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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got another bluesky message so again I have to announce I can't see my DMs on here due to being in the UK and not being allowed access to them unless I give them private data
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
got another bluesky message so again I have to announce I can't see my DMs on here due to being in the UK and not being allowed access to them unless I give them private data
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45) The world has always been this gay, but is starting to realize that fact
I genuinely think for many long generations, people have lived lives of quiet desperation unable to explore or be themselves because of societal mores, and if that is lessening up at all I'm thankful for it.
I genuinely think for many long generations, people have lived lives of quiet desperation unable to explore or be themselves because of societal mores, and if that is lessening up at all I'm thankful for it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
45) The world has always been this gay, but is starting to realize that fact
I genuinely think for many long generations, people have lived lives of quiet desperation unable to explore or be themselves because of societal mores, and if that is lessening up at all I'm thankful for it.
I genuinely think for many long generations, people have lived lives of quiet desperation unable to explore or be themselves because of societal mores, and if that is lessening up at all I'm thankful for it.
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30) Folk horror
We might argue definitions, but there's an intersection of ideas there that is almost universally compelling when done well.
We might argue definitions, but there's an intersection of ideas there that is almost universally compelling when done well.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
30) Folk horror
We might argue definitions, but there's an intersection of ideas there that is almost universally compelling when done well.
We might argue definitions, but there's an intersection of ideas there that is almost universally compelling when done well.
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29) Sword & Sorcery movies
There's not a lot of GREAT Sword & Sorcery films, but almost all of them are fun, if only to gawk at what they got away with.
There's not a lot of GREAT Sword & Sorcery films, but almost all of them are fun, if only to gawk at what they got away with.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
29) Sword & Sorcery movies
There's not a lot of GREAT Sword & Sorcery films, but almost all of them are fun, if only to gawk at what they got away with.
There's not a lot of GREAT Sword & Sorcery films, but almost all of them are fun, if only to gawk at what they got away with.
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As someone who struggles to cope with the endless drivel spieled out by most English football commentators, I can only suggest that Alan Bennett be drafted into their ranks. It would at the very least provide a less familiar point of view. (From AB’s 2005 diaries.)
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
As someone who struggles to cope with the endless drivel spieled out by most English football commentators, I can only suggest that Alan Bennett be drafted into their ranks. It would at the very least provide a less familiar point of view. (From AB’s 2005 diaries.)
Nick Clegg getting ignored by his boss??
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nick Clegg getting ignored by his boss??
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Just finished the final proofreading edits on my Twilight Zone issue. Excited for this one to come out, I don't think I've done black and white interiors since Wonton Soup :O
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just finished the final proofreading edits on my Twilight Zone issue. Excited for this one to come out, I don't think I've done black and white interiors since Wonton Soup :O
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
Top 5 film genres
1. Haunted spaceship
2. Things are weird in the countryside.
3. Cults, cults, cults
4. Protagonist recons with mortality via righteous violence.
5. Cool Monster
1. Haunted spaceship
2. Things are weird in the countryside.
3. Cults, cults, cults
4. Protagonist recons with mortality via righteous violence.
5. Cool Monster
Top five film genres:
- someone is so horny that they die
- more uh-ohs for the working class
- movies everyone thinks are boring but me
- science fiction made for as little money as possible and is sort of about social issues
- something bad is happening in Japan or possibly France
- someone is so horny that they die
- more uh-ohs for the working class
- movies everyone thinks are boring but me
- science fiction made for as little money as possible and is sort of about social issues
- something bad is happening in Japan or possibly France
Top five film genres:
guy goes looking for Alfredo Garcia's head
guy joins the army and finds he can't die, uses this to figure out how to defeat the aliens after dying horribly about 1000 times
80s italian zombie movies
woman meets Cary Grant, he's an asshole, they fall in love
same but John Wayne
guy goes looking for Alfredo Garcia's head
guy joins the army and finds he can't die, uses this to figure out how to defeat the aliens after dying horribly about 1000 times
80s italian zombie movies
woman meets Cary Grant, he's an asshole, they fall in love
same but John Wayne
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Top 5 film genres
1. Haunted spaceship
2. Things are weird in the countryside.
3. Cults, cults, cults
4. Protagonist recons with mortality via righteous violence.
5. Cool Monster
1. Haunted spaceship
2. Things are weird in the countryside.
3. Cults, cults, cults
4. Protagonist recons with mortality via righteous violence.
5. Cool Monster
Taking the family to #thoughtbubble
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Taking the family to #thoughtbubble
This is a great thread
In a mood.
1 like = 1 hot take on sword & sorcery
1 like = 1 hot take on sword & sorcery
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is a great thread
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extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
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Under new plans to be unveiled by Labour, UK citizenship test has a whole section on Northern Ireland. If you get any of them right, you don't get citizenship.
I'm forever reminded that I'm not truly British because I constantly forget to forget about Northern Ireland
What Americans don't understand is 'crassly forgetting Northern Ireland' is a core part of British culture, like cueing and only being able to communicate via laconic understatement.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Under new plans to be unveiled by Labour, UK citizenship test has a whole section on Northern Ireland. If you get any of them right, you don't get citizenship.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
Elden Ring is fun because after surviving a shattered dying world abandoned by grace it's nice to unwind by playing a video game
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Everyone on the Harrogate Reddit's saying you have to buy my comics this weekend and also forgive me for being really bad at the act of selling them or communicating or existing in a space
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Everyone on the Harrogate Reddit's saying you have to buy my comics this weekend and also forgive me for being really bad at the act of selling them or communicating or existing in a space
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Life proper feeling like being Captain Scarlet in those end-credit artworks at the moment.
September 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Life proper feeling like being Captain Scarlet in those end-credit artworks at the moment.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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@shadowtodd.bsky.social described him as the clear villain of the Beach Boys‘ story which is amazing considering that story contains the Wilson’s abusive father, Brian‘s therapist Levy and Charles Manson
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@shadowtodd.bsky.social described him as the clear villain of the Beach Boys‘ story which is amazing considering that story contains the Wilson’s abusive father, Brian‘s therapist Levy and Charles Manson
Saint Jerome busting out their terrain for Warhammer night at the games club.
Jacopo Bellini
Saint Jerome
Saint Jerome
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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SCOTT FREE opens his ‘cell phone’ to discover that he - the Apex ‘Wife Guy’ - has been sent a NUDE, from his beloved buxom beau, BIG BARDA!
But this is No Ordinary Nude! Beware, beware, Scott Free! You, Master Escapologist, are about to be ‘caught’ in —
“THE THIRST TRAP”!
But this is No Ordinary Nude! Beware, beware, Scott Free! You, Master Escapologist, are about to be ‘caught’ in —
“THE THIRST TRAP”!
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
SCOTT FREE opens his ‘cell phone’ to discover that he - the Apex ‘Wife Guy’ - has been sent a NUDE, from his beloved buxom beau, BIG BARDA!
But this is No Ordinary Nude! Beware, beware, Scott Free! You, Master Escapologist, are about to be ‘caught’ in —
“THE THIRST TRAP”!
But this is No Ordinary Nude! Beware, beware, Scott Free! You, Master Escapologist, are about to be ‘caught’ in —
“THE THIRST TRAP”!
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Bought and immediately sold a darkoath army to use in old world. Strange hobby.
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Bought and immediately sold a darkoath army to use in old world. Strange hobby.