Chris Nelson
@chrisnelsonmmmmmm.bsky.social
Welsh bloke in Arizona.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Brown snake (Australia)
Wild donkey/Burro (US)
Turkey Vulture (US)
Coyote (US)
Mole (Wales)
Fleetwood Mac
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Wedding Present
The Wiggles
Napalm Death
The Cure
The Grumbleweeds
The Wedding Present
The Wiggles
Napalm Death
The Cure
The Grumbleweeds
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Clash
The Pogues
The Cramps
The Gun Club
The Dream Syndicate
The Clash
The Pogues
The Cramps
The Gun Club
The Dream Syndicate
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fleetwood Mac
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Caspian
Blondie
Paul Jones
Jake Morley
Me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me reading your posts
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11 days apart. Brutal.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
11 days apart. Brutal.
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PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935)
📷 google images
📷 google images
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935)
📷 google images
📷 google images
Goat bhuna, lamb biryan, peshwari naan, 3 poppadoms and the full range of chutney. Butter chicken for my wife.
Interested to find out Bluesky curry orders. What is your regular? Chicken Tikka Vindaloo, saag aloo, keema naan, pilau rice for me generally.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Goat bhuna, lamb biryan, peshwari naan, 3 poppadoms and the full range of chutney. Butter chicken for my wife.
If my last few posts prove anything it’s that there is a Niles Crane for every occasion
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If my last few posts prove anything it’s that there is a Niles Crane for every occasion
What's it like in your head?
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What's it like in your head?
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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As we enter the Lemsip season, a public service reminder:
I always used to assume that when Lemsip sachets say “hot, but not boiling, water,” it was because it would impair the effectiveness of the active ingredients, and was disappointed when it turned out it’s just so you don’t scald your tongue.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
As we enter the Lemsip season, a public service reminder:
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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Doctor, that is meat.
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Doctor, that is meat.
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“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
What’s it like inside your head?
Going in for a middle of the day nap. Will I wake up in 30 minutes refreshed? Will it be next Thursday and I’ve forgotten my name and who my family are? Let’s find out!
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Going in for a middle of the day nap. Will I wake up in 30 minutes refreshed? Will it be next Thursday and I’ve forgotten my name and who my family are? Let’s find out!
Sold Fern Britton a disposable camera. She bought the cheaper no flash version.
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
October 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sold Fern Britton a disposable camera. She bought the cheaper no flash version.
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chekhov's bluesky account would have been 🔥
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
chekhov's bluesky account would have been 🔥
Chibnall‘s run had more entertaining episodes than RTD2
Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Chibnall‘s run had more entertaining episodes than RTD2
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Someone was telling me that they were on their way to a pet pharmacy. Pretty disappointed that I couldn’t go with them, since I’m certain that dogs in lab coats filling prescriptions would be adorable.
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone was telling me that they were on their way to a pet pharmacy. Pretty disappointed that I couldn’t go with them, since I’m certain that dogs in lab coats filling prescriptions would be adorable.
Nobody needs any more Richard Osman
Charity shops do not need any more Richard Osman books.
October 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nobody needs any more Richard Osman