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You can buy this now, unless you live in America

shorturl.at/ZNPiK
Went to shop for honeymoon bed,
too much money,
hammock instead

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_5a...
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
sad to report I thought this film was Not Very Good, and would ya believe it quite sexist!!! It did however featuring Sean Connery's brother (who would sometimes drink in my old local) so some points for that
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
my flat is very cold and it's getting in the way of me holding and using a pencil so I SUPPOSE I'll put the heating on for 15 minutes, I SUPPOSE
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Robert Duvall! I watched 'the Outfit' very recently, you should give it a go. It made me appreciate Joe Don Baker, who I previously had no opinion on
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Dang I need a big ass horn. Kirby & co from FF annual 1 and Thor 175!
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I like how spoken-wordy Brett Anderson's getting in Suede songs now, in about 2 albums time he could be Fred Schneider UK
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Ninja Ryūkenden (1988) by Tecmo for Nintendo Famicom. Key promotional illustration by Masato Kato. Western titles are Ninja Gaiden and Shadow Warriors.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Seething with rage at the question "should we introduce 'jaywalking' fines in the UK" even being asked. Fining people for crossing the road, smdh
February 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Cones and Jesus
July 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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The Thing, Morgan LeFey and Orion some fun Kirby requests from last year
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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In more 'Scary is stubbornly using the internet like it's 2012' news: I've opened a big cartel shop (UK only; sorry overseas folk. I will do my best to look at international shipping/getting some sort of distro sorted before too many months pass).

scarygorgon.bigcartel.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Talking about art being political or not is making me think of being an intense youth who HATED the inoffensive rock band 'Feeder' as they'd get loads of press but not use it to ever say anything meaningful. I was and still am correct
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I did it!!! Thankyou to my PR team and moneymen for making this happen
Here you go. It's a rare one though so pleased don't Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V or swap it for other awards.

My legal team are very real and very awake.
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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The UK was declared measles free in 2017.

Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.

Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.
“Seven schools and a nursery have reported more than 60 suspected cases of measles in an area of north London, and labs have confirmed 34 cases since January 12. Some children have been treated in hospital.”
archive.md/2026.02.1...
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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The B.ENO strip is now available as a T-Shirt for anyone whose torso isn’t “very amusing” enough.

www.frasergeesin.com/fashion/unis...
February 16, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Tempted to send the last comic I made to The Eisners but I'm not sure it'd make it there in less than a month and also not cost me a million pounds to mail. Also it's unfair on everyone else if I enter
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
watched the fake Quatermass 'X the Unknown' and let out a little "Nooo!" when this scotch bairn got up to go and see what was going on with the radioactive sludge that melts people down to their skeletons. Luckily, she was alright. Also luckily, it wasn't real anyway
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
waiting for water to cool so you can do the dishes? Why not invent 'Bane if he was from Yorkshire"
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Now that's the kind of stuff I find truly inspiring
February 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Subscribe, purchase at the lowest price Patreon allows, or wait a while and get it free of any charge. A schlocking offer!

www.patreon.com/posts/150642...
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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Issue 3 of my Orchard series reprints the sold-out art book “the Book of Augurs”, now in softcover.

The Book of Augurs is an art book/ mythological bestiary which gathers my “Augur” series of illustrations, each presented alongside an atmospheric piece of writing.

48 pages + cover. 12€
Link below
February 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM