Chris Burnham
@theburnham.bsky.social
Artist of Batman Inc, Nameless, Die!Die!Die!, Nixon's Pals, and The Unstoppable DOOM PATROL!
Definitely ready for sports betting to be illegal
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Definitely ready for sports betting to be illegal
Love to get marketing emails from a parking garage app
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Love to get marketing emails from a parking garage app
BATTLE BEAST! BATTLE BEAST!!
Burnham Re Burnham Ber!
Burnham Re Burnham Ber!
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
BATTLE BEAST! BATTLE BEAST!!
Burnham Re Burnham Ber!
Burnham Re Burnham Ber!
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Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana
Every other uncle on the planet can do a better Kermit than this fucking guy
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Every other uncle on the planet can do a better Kermit than this fucking guy
Who is the most well-adjusted person in comics?
If we add mental illness or anxiety disorder into the mix, almost all of them
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Who is the most well-adjusted person in comics?
Jeez I learned yesterday that eating off old ceramic plates (even pre-60s fiesta ware) can give you lead poisoning! The whole world is trying to kill you
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Jeez I learned yesterday that eating off old ceramic plates (even pre-60s fiesta ware) can give you lead poisoning! The whole world is trying to kill you
Reposted by Chris Burnham
Remember, sneering works. It’s working now. That’s why the lowliest AI fan and the CEO of Microsoft are trying to get us to stop saying “slop.”
AI art is supposed to be its flashy flagship and treating it as disposable rubbish (which it is) ruins everything
AI art is supposed to be its flashy flagship and treating it as disposable rubbish (which it is) ruins everything
February 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Remember, sneering works. It’s working now. That’s why the lowliest AI fan and the CEO of Microsoft are trying to get us to stop saying “slop.”
AI art is supposed to be its flashy flagship and treating it as disposable rubbish (which it is) ruins everything
AI art is supposed to be its flashy flagship and treating it as disposable rubbish (which it is) ruins everything
If you were a real freak, you could make a whole blog of these 3-panel Jack Kirby’s Thor transformations. They’re in just about every issue. These are from the marvel masterworks reprints of 171-173.
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If you were a real freak, you could make a whole blog of these 3-panel Jack Kirby’s Thor transformations. They’re in just about every issue. These are from the marvel masterworks reprints of 171-173.
Yoooo new Rick Veitch in the next week or so!
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Yoooo new Rick Veitch in the next week or so!
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«When you jackhammer into the sewer, you get covered in shit. That’s what the Epstein Files are: shit. Unredacted to antagonize the victims; redacted to protect the perpetrators»
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/jackhammer...
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/jackhammer...
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
«When you jackhammer into the sewer, you get covered in shit. That’s what the Epstein Files are: shit. Unredacted to antagonize the victims; redacted to protect the perpetrators»
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/jackhammer...
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/jackhammer...
Editing out the hypodermic needle is so weird. Wein/Wrightson Swamp Thing #3. (as reprinted in the Roots of the Swamp Thing TPB)
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Editing out the hypodermic needle is so weird. Wein/Wrightson Swamp Thing #3. (as reprinted in the Roots of the Swamp Thing TPB)
Reposted by Chris Burnham
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social can you hyper fix that old episode where you convinced everyone that we were paranoid
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social can you hyper fix that old episode where you convinced everyone that we were paranoid
People 2.0 Long Live The New Flesh!
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
People 2.0 Long Live The New Flesh!
!!! At the Pittsburgh comicon like 20 years ago, some lady asked me to draw a goth Supergirl in her sketchbook. Like a fucking lunatic, I made the cape connected to nipple rings. She was absolutely appalled, I was very apologetic, and I whited it out and made it normal.
BUT NOW! Apology rescinded!
BUT NOW! Apology rescinded!
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
!!! At the Pittsburgh comicon like 20 years ago, some lady asked me to draw a goth Supergirl in her sketchbook. Like a fucking lunatic, I made the cape connected to nipple rings. She was absolutely appalled, I was very apologetic, and I whited it out and made it normal.
BUT NOW! Apology rescinded!
BUT NOW! Apology rescinded!
Wait did they never take down the second THE?
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Wait did they never take down the second THE?
Is Stan Lee the Demiurge
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Is Stan Lee the Demiurge
Here’s the video of Trump apparently shitting his pants. Blusky search didn’t seem to want to show it to me. Pooping!
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Here’s the video of Trump apparently shitting his pants. Blusky search didn’t seem to want to show it to me. Pooping!
Haven’t thought about Robin Leach in a while. JFC
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Haven’t thought about Robin Leach in a while. JFC
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We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.