Be a goldfish.
I officially informed my employer of my intent to retire in 366 days. It's just a coincidence that if I give them at least 365 days' notice, I'll get a bonus.
August 27, 2026 can't come fast enough.
I think probably they do.
I think probably they do.
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It's the Pope in 1982.
why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
why exactly would I want a child abuser to make government policy
Quote of the day.
Second, 93% of the cost of your "outfit" is jewelry.
C) Those are some ugly ass shoes
Four: No way I believe those $10 gym shorts cost you $1K
and lastly, why didn't you include the $1 you spent on those socks down at Dollar General?
Second, 93% of the cost of your "outfit" is jewelry.
C) Those are some ugly ass shoes
Four: No way I believe those $10 gym shorts cost you $1K
and lastly, why didn't you include the $1 you spent on those socks down at Dollar General?
- The fact that she goes to psychics
- The fact that she failed the bar exam
- The fact that she's surprised by the fact that she failed the bar exam
No...wait...no, none of that shocks me at all. NVM.
- The fact that she goes to psychics
- The fact that she failed the bar exam
- The fact that she's surprised by the fact that she failed the bar exam
No...wait...no, none of that shocks me at all. NVM.
I bought from another dealer. And paid it off in 2 years.
Longer loans = more interest = more profit for the bank.
I bought from another dealer. And paid it off in 2 years.
Longer loans = more interest = more profit for the bank.
Ben Folds (ft. Rufus Wainwright) version of "Careless Whisper" >>> George Michael version of "Careless Whisper"
Nothing wrong with a sax, but the song works better on piano IMO.
Ben Folds (ft. Rufus Wainwright) version of "Careless Whisper" >>> George Michael version of "Careless Whisper"
Nothing wrong with a sax, but the song works better on piano IMO.
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
I seem to remember it being interminably long back in the day!
I seem to remember it being interminably long back in the day!
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.