Kevin Lumpkin
@kevinlumpkin.bsky.social
Burlington, VT lawyer. Board Member, Vermont Works for Women. Crossword puzzles, theater, travel. he/him. All puns intended.
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pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign
August 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign
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yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
April 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so they're mycoblogging
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Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO
April 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO
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stolen valor is everywhere
stay woke
stay woke
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
stolen valor is everywhere
stay woke
stay woke
Butler who missed work for 3 days due to constipation: I am so behind on my duties
April 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Butler who missed work for 3 days due to constipation: I am so behind on my duties
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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shows the muppets would enhance: thread
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
shows the muppets would enhance: thread
Eating out in Japan? In this Okonomi?
March 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Eating out in Japan? In this Okonomi?
OK what was he doing with Sven
March 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
OK what was he doing with Sven
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FELLOW COP: have you traced the weapons yet
ME: *proudly puts pencil down*
ME: *proudly puts pencil down*
March 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
FELLOW COP: have you traced the weapons yet
ME: *proudly puts pencil down*
ME: *proudly puts pencil down*
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beware the vibes of march
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
beware the vibes of march
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the best people i know are dogs
March 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the best people i know are dogs
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the muppets crashing the red carpet at the 2025 oscars: thread
March 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the muppets crashing the red carpet at the 2025 oscars: thread
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ME: I’ve had this irrational fear ever since a strange man surprised me with his owl impression
THERAPIST: who?
ME: *falls off the couch*
THERAPIST: who?
ME: *falls off the couch*
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ME: I’ve had this irrational fear ever since a strange man surprised me with his owl impression
THERAPIST: who?
ME: *falls off the couch*
THERAPIST: who?
ME: *falls off the couch*
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Telling my dentist I acci-DENTALLY hit her Mercedes while parking
February 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Telling my dentist I acci-DENTALLY hit her Mercedes while parking
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[job interview]
CHEF: what do you bring to the table
WAITRESS: is this a trick question
CHEF: what do you bring to the table
WAITRESS: is this a trick question
February 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
[job interview]
CHEF: what do you bring to the table
WAITRESS: is this a trick question
CHEF: what do you bring to the table
WAITRESS: is this a trick question
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Pope Al Dente Lasagna
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pope Al Dente Lasagna
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NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.
https://propub.li/43487Tj
https://propub.li/43487Tj
Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.
ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.
propub.li
February 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.
https://propub.li/43487Tj
https://propub.li/43487Tj
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cries in empty set
February 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
cries in empty set
I'M MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE
February 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'M MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE
Massive lake freeze progress over the long weekend! Hope local news tells us when we can walk out!
February 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Massive lake freeze progress over the long weekend! Hope local news tells us when we can walk out!
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor
PASSENGERS: sorry no
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot
PASSENGERS: sorry no
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor
PASSENGERS: sorry no
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot
PASSENGERS: sorry no
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot