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karen
@klsmd12.bsky.social
Gen X beachy. Michigan State University and WSU SoM alumna. Live for Detroit and MSU sports
Michigander living in Florida
Love dogs, hate oligarchy, proud ✡️


GO GREEN💚🤍

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i was told that when it’s the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine

liars
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When authoritarianism is on the rise, you can count on the richest, least vulnerable men on the planet to be the biggest cowards.
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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i was told that when it’s the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine

liars
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If you don't tell your kids that chocolate milk comes from brown cows and strawberry milk comes from pink cows, are you even a real parent bro?
September 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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"The growing season is over," I say sadly as I put my dick away.
September 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Trader Joe’s >>> Traitor Joe’s
September 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
America is so broken 💔

and social media is partially to blame

i don’t know how it gets fixed

and i am no longer hopeful
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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This place is deader than my sex life
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The way some folk react when I mention my hobbies you’d think collecting toenail clippings was a more niche hobby than it is.
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Her: I literally can not unlock the mind of a man.

Me: It's simple really. We're stupid and horny. Adjust your calculations accordingly.
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Six months ago I had never believed in a conspiracy theory.

I now firmly believe Epstein was murdered and i hate trump even more for this.

*sigh*
July 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
taking a little break. be well, friends 🫶🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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"Since the start of Trump’s second term, the Court has routinely allowed the administration to implement objectively unconstitutional actions by pretending that they’re simply making a narrow procedural ruling rather than blessing Trump’s wholesale destruction of democracy."
The worst chief justice of all time
Move over, Roger Taney and Melville Fuller.
www.publicnotice.co
July 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Women don’t fart, their buttholes just softly whisper “I’m fine”.
July 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I mask my tears by sweating a lot.
July 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We forge the chains we wear in life.
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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My Mom says I’m funny
July 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Cloudy day at the beach still better than a sunny day in the office
July 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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“Nice rack!”

Me, looking at your spices
July 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I love people who are highly aware of their worth but highly humble too and don't look down on people.
July 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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N.W.A. releases “Straight Outta Compton” as a single today in ‘88 — after recording the album for a mere $12,000

“We were just trying to tell our truth,” said Ice Cube. “We had no idea it would become a battle cry for people who felt ignored, disrespected, or brutalized. But that’s what it became.”
July 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.
December 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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I thought Beechwood was what you got from looking at bikinis near the ocean.
July 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The tide is coming in

Wish I was, too
July 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I promise you, no friendship, relationship, or situationship is worth hurting your mental health over. Period.
July 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM