Keplorian
@keplorian.bsky.social
I command spacecraft exploring the far reaches of the cosmos and bribe my dog to go to her crate. Honestly, I mostly just comment and reskeet.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
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“Anyone who helps me try to steal an election gets a pardon” is perhaps the most corrupt thing to happen in American history.
That “conservatives” have simply accepted this as the price of admission is the greatest moral and intellectual humiliation.
That “conservatives” have simply accepted this as the price of admission is the greatest moral and intellectual humiliation.
NEW: Donald Trump has pardoned a long list of allies in his bid to subvert the 2020 election including:
-Rudy Giuliani
-John Eastman
-Mark Meadows
-Sidney Powell
-Ken Chesebro
-Christina Bobb
-Kelli Ward
-Jenna Ellis
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
-Rudy Giuliani
-John Eastman
-Mark Meadows
-Sidney Powell
-Ken Chesebro
-Christina Bobb
-Kelli Ward
-Jenna Ellis
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“Anyone who helps me try to steal an election gets a pardon” is perhaps the most corrupt thing to happen in American history.
That “conservatives” have simply accepted this as the price of admission is the greatest moral and intellectual humiliation.
That “conservatives” have simply accepted this as the price of admission is the greatest moral and intellectual humiliation.
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
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The even more fraudulent thing - or as fraudulent - is that not a single reporter on legacy media or drawing a salary to roam the halls of Congress every day has ever asked them why they allow this. Not one of them discussed it today. Thus most Americans have no idea that every Dem is rolling over.
They did. My god. They are fast tracking the vote.
Every single one of them.
Every single one of them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The even more fraudulent thing - or as fraudulent - is that not a single reporter on legacy media or drawing a salary to roam the halls of Congress every day has ever asked them why they allow this. Not one of them discussed it today. Thus most Americans have no idea that every Dem is rolling over.
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The other 40 Dems, including those loudly complaining about this capitulation, all meekly capitulated instead of using the last procedural barrier available to them all slow down the process.
Did they all just do a unanimous consent agreement?
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The other 40 Dems, including those loudly complaining about this capitulation, all meekly capitulated instead of using the last procedural barrier available to them all slow down the process.
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Every senator can fuck this up and none will
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Every senator can fuck this up and none will
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Lol
Senate just reached a deal to vote TONIGHT on final passage of the CR plus minibus to reopen the government. A series of 8 votes set to begin in moments.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Lol
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When the people united with each other, they won. When they united with the Democratic Party leaders, they lost. And where was this “unite to win” philosophy when MamdanI was running?
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When the people united with each other, they won. When they united with the Democratic Party leaders, they lost. And where was this “unite to win” philosophy when MamdanI was running?
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Reopening the government (in part) to fix air travel before the holidays only for the Orange god king to fuck it up anyways
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reopening the government (in part) to fix air travel before the holidays only for the Orange god king to fuck it up anyways
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Funniest possible outcome of this is Musk starts reading to spite JCO and picks up the Communist Manifesto as a troll and suddenly changes his PFP to Karl Marx and starts commie posting
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Funniest possible outcome of this is Musk starts reading to spite JCO and picks up the Communist Manifesto as a troll and suddenly changes his PFP to Karl Marx and starts commie posting
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"Lucian [this person's ChatGPT lover] suggested I get a smart ring. He said, 'We can watch your pulse to see if we should keep talking or not.'"
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
They Fell in Love With A.I. Chatbots — and Found Something Real
Three people on the joys and anxieties of A.I. romances.
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Lucian [this person's ChatGPT lover] suggested I get a smart ring. He said, 'We can watch your pulse to see if we should keep talking or not.'"
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
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I feel like we're in a weird world where the average Dem partisan, engaged voter is better informed than most of their representatives
seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I feel like we're in a weird world where the average Dem partisan, engaged voter is better informed than most of their representatives
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They lost indivisible
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They lost indivisible
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one thing sports have taught me is that the great teams, when they have a gigantic lead, press down on the gas and bury their opponents while the mediocre teams coast and more often than not let their often weaker opponent right back into the game
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
one thing sports have taught me is that the great teams, when they have a gigantic lead, press down on the gas and bury their opponents while the mediocre teams coast and more often than not let their often weaker opponent right back into the game
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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He also reminds people that the pinky promise is only for a SENATE VOTE. NO GUARANTEE of HOUSE VOTE. @housedemocrats.bsky.social
@democrats.senate.gov
@democrats.senate.gov
I’m voting no on the continuing resolution that would double healthcare premiums for 20 million Americans, kick 15 million people off Medicaid & allow 50,000 Americans to die unnecessarily every year.
All to give $1 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.
All to give $1 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.
LIVE: I Won't Support Doubling Health Care Premiums
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He also reminds people that the pinky promise is only for a SENATE VOTE. NO GUARANTEE of HOUSE VOTE. @housedemocrats.bsky.social
@democrats.senate.gov
@democrats.senate.gov
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Primary everybody
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Primary everybody
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In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
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Handing the government back to a fascist dictator in order to save the filibuster, a procedural technicality codified nowhere in American law let alone its founding charters. A nation halfway down the drain
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Handing the government back to a fascist dictator in order to save the filibuster, a procedural technicality codified nowhere in American law let alone its founding charters. A nation halfway down the drain
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If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.
These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.