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Kelsey Hoover
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Once upon a time I was a Youtaite, maybe one day my allergies will allow that to happen again

28 | She/her | Capital University ‘20

@hoover_kelsey everywhere else
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I feel like a subset of people online conflate “protesting and activism” with “posting about things online”

A reminder that involvement in protests should not be posted, and just because someone isn’t posting about an issue doesn’t mean they don’t care about it.
DON'T talk about it to your peers.
DON'T tell your parents.
DON'T post about it on social media.
DON'T go into it thinking you're gonna be a folk hero.
DO what you can, with what you have.
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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i get why they'd redact evidence of trump in the files before they're released, but going through and deleting the files with pictures of trump that they accidentally forgot to redact post-release is just absurd. we already know they were friends and spent time together. what are you doing
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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i’m just going to assume the 90% of pages that they blacked out is ONLY donald trump
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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"Did you redact the Epstein Files?"

"Sure did boss, real fucking suspicious just like you asked."

"What."
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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i just wanna say this: liberals are ruining this website. i shouldn’t have to spend several hours arguing with an army of blue morons trying to explain the most simple bit of satire. if you’re a literal grown adult and you can’t read words and say “oh that’s a joke” then you shouldnt be online.
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I'm pretty sure that at this point in time, the remaining opposition to renewables are nothing but the tantrums of those with interest in fossil fuels and/or could not get the logic of "there's no cost to obtaining the fuel" to sink into the brain.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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One of my favorite lines about AI — not LLMs but human-like digital intelligence — was said to me almost a decade ago by @galaxykate.bsky.social for a piece I wrote for Vice. www.vice.com/en/article/w...
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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trans kids should have access to healthcare. same as cis kids. ANYTHING that their parents and doctors think would have a positive impact. Not complicated.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This announcement alone is going to kill people and we need to prepare for that
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz to announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
www.npr.org
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Big flashing warning sign right here: US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
US Game Console Sales Crater in Worst November in Two Decades
US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs.
www.bloomberg.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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all the articles you read about this will say it "would charge doctors" but there is nothing in the bill limiting the felony crime to medical providers. you could write "would charge parents" and be just as correct. news outlets downplay it because news outlets are transphobic.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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So we can expect the rest of media to stop pretending these people matter now, right?

Right???
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands.

If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.

"I can't afford a visual artist"

So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?

Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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“A man can never ever become a woman no matter what, but also mRNA can turn a man into a butterfly.”
—Elon Musk, apparently
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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You do not get to stand on California soil, praise a man who called for the killing of protesters here during Vietnam, and then ever, ever, ask for my vote. Not ever.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Hey, there's that thing we all knew was coming.

If you were playing Fortnite, it's time to stop. These companies gotta get the message that there are just some things we won't tolerate just for the sake of entertainment.
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!

Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4

Patch 39.11 December 18

#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Remember, these psychopaths got people fired for QUOTING CHARLIE KIRK’S OWN WORDS after his death.
There will be dancing in the streets when it happens.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"You really made a 4 hour video?"

No, I wrote a 7 hour video, then cut it down, and if you donate to our fundraiser for Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, you will receive access to exclusive bonus content as a thank you!
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I don’t talk about it often, but I developed a series addiction to loot boxes and gacha games. I spent over $8,000 on loot box mechanics last year (and last year’s also the year I was able to break that habit, I’ve been clean for one year as of this month).
Loot boxes are gambling, plain and simple.
Fuck YouTube. I would rather my videos stay removed than edit them to cut out the word gambling. For years, my work was about how loot boxes were gambling, and I used the word because companies didn’t want the word used.

I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.

Fuck. YouTube.
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM