Tantric Worrier
@kaysertommasi.bsky.social
There will be typos.
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December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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“I’m gonna take my pretend $2000 from the tariffs, add it to my pretend $5000 from the DOGE checks, and stock up on my pretend $2 Gallon of gas.”
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“I’m gonna take my pretend $2000 from the tariffs, add it to my pretend $5000 from the DOGE checks, and stock up on my pretend $2 Gallon of gas.”
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God gives his toughest battles* to his strongest soldiers**
* being a White Sox fan
** the literal Pope
* being a White Sox fan
** the literal Pope
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
God gives his toughest battles* to his strongest soldiers**
* being a White Sox fan
** the literal Pope
* being a White Sox fan
** the literal Pope
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What if Mar-a-Lago was the real Comet Pizza basement all along?
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What if Mar-a-Lago was the real Comet Pizza basement all along?
Should have stayed in Romania.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Should have stayed in Romania.
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A tow truck driver who towed an ICE SUV that was blocking a driveway while the agents kidnapped Angelanos back in September was just found NOT GUILTY on the only charge against him (theft of government property).
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
Man accused of towing ICE SUV during LA immigration operation found not guilty
A Los Angeles tow truck driver accused of towing a federal SUV during an immigration enforcement operation was found not guilty by a federal jury Friday. Bobby Nuñez, 33, was arrested and charged with...
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A tow truck driver who towed an ICE SUV that was blocking a driveway while the agents kidnapped Angelanos back in September was just found NOT GUILTY on the only charge against him (theft of government property).
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
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CATO INSTITUTE:
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
CATO INSTITUTE:
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
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Wild — as the community note says, Trump’s DOJ released a publicly available pic of MJ & Clinton & Diana Ross with their own kids and implied it’s them with victims
They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring
They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wild — as the community note says, Trump’s DOJ released a publicly available pic of MJ & Clinton & Diana Ross with their own kids and implied it’s them with victims
They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring
They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring
Affirmative. That’s more action than Jake Paul can handle.
Next Compact piece: Anthony Joshua only won because of affirmative action bsky.app/profile/chad...
Stepping into tomorrow
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Affirmative. That’s more action than Jake Paul can handle.
“Now you may be wondering how I ended up here…”
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Now you may be wondering how I ended up here…”
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Time for the forced password reset at work. Let’s see what the Passphrase Generator has for us.
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Time for the forced password reset at work. Let’s see what the Passphrase Generator has for us.
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Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
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The "poverty penalty."
Excellent points.
Excellent points.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The "poverty penalty."
Excellent points.
Excellent points.
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
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If only someone had told Woodrow Wilson in 1919 that he could have just poasted through the stroke.
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If only someone had told Woodrow Wilson in 1919 that he could have just poasted through the stroke.
Please let this be a real quote.
I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Please let this be a real quote.
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Bravo, anonymous hero.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bravo, anonymous hero.
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
So he’s quietly quitting.
BREAKING MS NOW:
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So he’s quietly quitting.
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nice of him to take a break from getting laid nonstop to make an appearance
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
nice of him to take a break from getting laid nonstop to make an appearance
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When I was a kid, cynics said "the president claims his war is about human rights but it's REALLY about controlling oil!". Now cynics are saying "the president claims his war is about controlling oil but it's REALLY about his own personal involvement in a mass child trafficking network!".
Look, I'm not one to quickly believe in conspiracy theories about us attacking Venezuela on a made up provocation to distract from the Epstein files, but the timing of all this is not helping me convince myself that it's not true.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When I was a kid, cynics said "the president claims his war is about human rights but it's REALLY about controlling oil!". Now cynics are saying "the president claims his war is about controlling oil but it's REALLY about his own personal involvement in a mass child trafficking network!".