Kaitlin Cole
@kaitlincole.bsky.social
I’ve booby trapped the house with corporate resources
A family member yesterday was ranting to me about how young people need to get up and protest the Trump administration and my reaction to that is….young people didn’t vote him in!! YOUR generation did, so YOU go protest! Plus when YOU protest, you don’t get expelled from school!
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A family member yesterday was ranting to me about how young people need to get up and protest the Trump administration and my reaction to that is….young people didn’t vote him in!! YOUR generation did, so YOU go protest! Plus when YOU protest, you don’t get expelled from school!
Maybe if Trump insults the press corps long enough they’ll actually start reporting on him the way they did Biden lol
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe if Trump insults the press corps long enough they’ll actually start reporting on him the way they did Biden lol
Versus if a cat shot him, in which it would clearly be premeditated
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Versus if a cat shot him, in which it would clearly be premeditated
Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Does Megyn Kelly think her 14 year old daughter should be having sex with 50 year old men???
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Does Megyn Kelly think her 14 year old daughter should be having sex with 50 year old men???
I really do think the timing of this is the most galling - I do understand eventually Dems would need to step aside and let the Republicans own the premium spike they seem absolutely determined to want to take on, but why do it NOW?
And further, the Senate Dems now own the shutdown. They essentially take responsibility for it and away from the GOP. They gave everything and got nothing and we all get kicked in the teeth.
Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I really do think the timing of this is the most galling - I do understand eventually Dems would need to step aside and let the Republicans own the premium spike they seem absolutely determined to want to take on, but why do it NOW?
DID I JUST SEE DONALD TRUMP IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH AT THE COMMANDERS GAME OH NOOOOOOOO
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
DID I JUST SEE DONALD TRUMP IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH AT THE COMMANDERS GAME OH NOOOOOOOO
This is like the kind of stuff made up about Marie Antoinette to turn the public against her and good old Nance is just saying it out loud on the TV lol
Mace blames cops for her airport meltdown: "In the political environment we have today, there's no room for error when it comes to security... yes, I did confront those who did not show up to do the job. My safety was put at risk... mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated"
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is like the kind of stuff made up about Marie Antoinette to turn the public against her and good old Nance is just saying it out loud on the TV lol
lol you know what hell yeah, good for Charles. He said “mom is dead and she can’t protect you anymore!!”
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
lol you know what hell yeah, good for Charles. He said “mom is dead and she can’t protect you anymore!!”
Guys I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think Platner was ever gonna make it. I was trying to explain this to my normie offline Dem husband last night and literally just got to “he’s a former marine and Blackwater contractor” and my husband looked HORRIFIED and went “oh so no one knew about blackwater?”
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Guys I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think Platner was ever gonna make it. I was trying to explain this to my normie offline Dem husband last night and literally just got to “he’s a former marine and Blackwater contractor” and my husband looked HORRIFIED and went “oh so no one knew about blackwater?”
My brother in law (who is a white man Platner’s age) did get a drunk tattoo and it was the K State Power Cat on his ass. Drunk tattoos of college mascots = electable, drunk tattoos of Nazi war bands = not electable, don’t know what to tell everyone
I’m a case study of one, but frankly it’s very easy to get drunk in another country without getting a Nazi tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My brother in law (who is a white man Platner’s age) did get a drunk tattoo and it was the K State Power Cat on his ass. Drunk tattoos of college mascots = electable, drunk tattoos of Nazi war bands = not electable, don’t know what to tell everyone
I wrote my senior thesis over the course of two nights while drinking a bottle of wine and making shit up. Graduated with honors. Sorry, it’s a skill issue!!
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I wrote my senior thesis over the course of two nights while drinking a bottle of wine and making shit up. Graduated with honors. Sorry, it’s a skill issue!!
It’s a lie of course but I’m fascinated by this Republican strategy of blaming everything on Biden. He isn’t president anymore! He won’t be running again! Voters and farmers can’t punish Biden anymore for their bad soybean sales! Even if a Fox News viewer believes him, what are they supposed to do?
Bessent on China: "At the meeting in Geneva when I asked them, 'Why didn't you continue buying soybeans and the other products' then had one word, and guess what it was? Biden."
October 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s a lie of course but I’m fascinated by this Republican strategy of blaming everything on Biden. He isn’t president anymore! He won’t be running again! Voters and farmers can’t punish Biden anymore for their bad soybean sales! Even if a Fox News viewer believes him, what are they supposed to do?
Not the point but isn’t it wildly disrespectful to name a teddy bear after an assassination victim?? What are you doing???
what are we even doing here www.king5.com/article/news...
Washington teen says Build-A-Bear manager refused to name stuffed animal after Charlie Kirk
The experience took an unexpected turn when the teen said she tried to name a bear after Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA who was assassinated last month.
www.king5.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not the point but isn’t it wildly disrespectful to name a teddy bear after an assassination victim?? What are you doing???
This man has not been to the Utah Beach Landing Museum or he would know that 99% of D Day was LOGISTICAL PLANNING down to sending spies to collect SAND SAMPLES from the beaches
Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."
September 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This man has not been to the Utah Beach Landing Museum or he would know that 99% of D Day was LOGISTICAL PLANNING down to sending spies to collect SAND SAMPLES from the beaches
To be totally honest I am not entirely sure i get the point of this threat by the OMB because they did mass firings while the gvnt was open and the Supreme Court said fine? And now they’re trying to hire a bunch of people back? So like what firings can’t they do now that they’d do under a shut down?
New OPM guidance says OMB "has determined" agencies may do work on mass firings during shutdowns.
This seems like a blatant Antideficiency Act violation, which caries criminal penalties.
However, the Trump admin won't prosecute itself, so this is yet more broken budget laws from the Trump admin
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This seems like a blatant Antideficiency Act violation, which caries criminal penalties.
However, the Trump admin won't prosecute itself, so this is yet more broken budget laws from the Trump admin
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September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
To be totally honest I am not entirely sure i get the point of this threat by the OMB because they did mass firings while the gvnt was open and the Supreme Court said fine? And now they’re trying to hire a bunch of people back? So like what firings can’t they do now that they’d do under a shut down?
You know it’s so so dumb when even the police are like “uh no actually we don’t need to terrorize citizens right now thanks”
JUST IN: In declarations to the court, top officials in the Portland Police Bureau and the Oregon State Police say they really don't need federal/military assistance to contain the relatively minor protests they're seeing outside ICE facilities.
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You know it’s so so dumb when even the police are like “uh no actually we don’t need to terrorize citizens right now thanks”
I found this part especially interesting. What he’s calling for here is a basically a ginormous, expensive overhaul of the visa system. You’d need to hire SO many federal workers to manage a system like this, you’d need a $$. I don’t even think it’s a bad idea, but these ppl would not vote for it!!!
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I found this part especially interesting. What he’s calling for here is a basically a ginormous, expensive overhaul of the visa system. You’d need to hire SO many federal workers to manage a system like this, you’d need a $$. I don’t even think it’s a bad idea, but these ppl would not vote for it!!!
Genuinely so fascinating to see modern toxic masculine fuck boi culture encounter An Actual Normal Successful Grown Man in the wild. Greg Olsen does not think Portnoy is cool or funny, he would like to stick Portnoy’s head in the toilet expeditiously!!
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Genuinely so fascinating to see modern toxic masculine fuck boi culture encounter An Actual Normal Successful Grown Man in the wild. Greg Olsen does not think Portnoy is cool or funny, he would like to stick Portnoy’s head in the toilet expeditiously!!
Democrats need to be making it clear that any company who bribes and/or capitulates to this administration in order to receive merger approval will be immediately dragged back for re-approval when Dems are back in power but since they are the Dems of course they won’t.
This is...something
Nexstar, one of largest owners of TV stations in the country, is pre-empting JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE "for the foreseeable future":
"Nexstar strongly objects to recent comments made by Mr. Kimmel concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and will replace the show with other programming."
Nexstar, one of largest owners of TV stations in the country, is pre-empting JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE "for the foreseeable future":
"Nexstar strongly objects to recent comments made by Mr. Kimmel concerning the killing of Charlie Kirk and will replace the show with other programming."
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Democrats need to be making it clear that any company who bribes and/or capitulates to this administration in order to receive merger approval will be immediately dragged back for re-approval when Dems are back in power but since they are the Dems of course they won’t.
Back to believing in American dominance after spending an 86 degree day in Paris
September 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Back to believing in American dominance after spending an 86 degree day in Paris
THEY LET A DOG CALL THE END OF BELICHICK’S FIRST COLLEGE GAME AHAHAHAH
September 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
THEY LET A DOG CALL THE END OF BELICHICK’S FIRST COLLEGE GAME AHAHAHAH
Reposted by Kaitlin Cole
Thank goodness TCU didn't know North Carolina's depth chart or they might have given them trouble
Updated UNC depth chart for tonight’s game. Can’t believe they’re tipping off TCU that they’re using a right tackle.
September 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Thank goodness TCU didn't know North Carolina's depth chart or they might have given them trouble
Not sure that when the DHS/CBP/government is at its most corrupt is a great time to try and wage war against cartels that thrive off corruption to maintain power and access but idk thats just me
NEW: Trump is serious about breaching Mexico’s sovereignty to target cartels — and Team Trump is drawing up attack plans, officials say.
Just don’t call it an invasion.
Story: rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Just don’t call it an invasion.
Story: rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not sure that when the DHS/CBP/government is at its most corrupt is a great time to try and wage war against cartels that thrive off corruption to maintain power and access but idk thats just me
This is really interesting because it’s back to school shopping time, which means their target market is genuinely in the mall stocking up on new clothes now. Could be the controversy penetrated culture *enough* that people feel vaguely uneasy about walking in and are choosing gap/aeropostle/etc
NEW: Foot traffic fell 9% y/o/y at American Eagle stores for the week that began August 3, marking the 2nd week of traffic declines since the retailer launched its controversial campaign featuring actor Sydney Sweeney
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
Exclusive: Foot traffic down 9% at American Eagle following Sydney Sweeney ad controversy
Traffic fell for both weeks since the campaign dropped, per Pass_by
www.retailbrew.com
August 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is really interesting because it’s back to school shopping time, which means their target market is genuinely in the mall stocking up on new clothes now. Could be the controversy penetrated culture *enough* that people feel vaguely uneasy about walking in and are choosing gap/aeropostle/etc
Hosts and hostesses??? HOSTS AND HOSTESSES????
Just a reminder this list is drawn from a piece written by four researchers for MICROSOFT (data scientists, CS people, economists) who have never stepped foot in an archive/never taken an oral history/studied material culture, by their CVs.
Unlike them, I do my research, and don't talk out my ass.
Unlike them, I do my research, and don't talk out my ass.
August 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hosts and hostesses??? HOSTS AND HOSTESSES????