Andy
@justanotherandy.bsky.social
Just another Andy in a plethora of Andy's. You probably know about 3 of us. I might be one of them!
I was a little nuts in the other place
I was a little nuts in the other place
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Andy
@justanotherandy.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Just stuffed the contents of a Christmas cracker up my anus
Sorry. It's an inside joke
Sorry. It's an inside joke
Why is there never a queue for that one elevator in men in black?
March 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why is there never a queue for that one elevator in men in black?
Measures of alcohol to me are like when you watch a cooking video and it says "season to taste"
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Measures of alcohol to me are like when you watch a cooking video and it says "season to taste"
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I play Hungry Hungry Hippos with my psyche meds.
December 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I play Hungry Hungry Hippos with my psyche meds.
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False alarm, I was just hungry. Everyone get back on the plane.
November 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
False alarm, I was just hungry. Everyone get back on the plane.
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hey, hi super quick: you don’t have to put ‘NO DMs’ in your bio you can just turn off DMs in your settings ok thanks bye
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
hey, hi super quick: you don’t have to put ‘NO DMs’ in your bio you can just turn off DMs in your settings ok thanks bye
Your fish cakes bring all the boys to the yard
November 30, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Your fish cakes bring all the boys to the yard
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advertising for cheese? why. isn't that a basic right
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
advertising for cheese? why. isn't that a basic right
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“So what are you going to do?”
“Ask my boss for a raise.”
“Because what are you?”
“I’m a pelican.”
“And not a...”
“Pelican’t.”
“That’s right.”
“Thanks Marty, I really needed that.”
“No problem, buddy.”
“Ask my boss for a raise.”
“Because what are you?”
“I’m a pelican.”
“And not a...”
“Pelican’t.”
“That’s right.”
“Thanks Marty, I really needed that.”
“No problem, buddy.”
November 29, 2024 at 9:40 PM
“So what are you going to do?”
“Ask my boss for a raise.”
“Because what are you?”
“I’m a pelican.”
“And not a...”
“Pelican’t.”
“That’s right.”
“Thanks Marty, I really needed that.”
“No problem, buddy.”
“Ask my boss for a raise.”
“Because what are you?”
“I’m a pelican.”
“And not a...”
“Pelican’t.”
“That’s right.”
“Thanks Marty, I really needed that.”
“No problem, buddy.”
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[Sex Shop]
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
May 30, 2023 at 5:32 PM
[Sex Shop]
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
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I wonder what they serve.
November 30, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I wonder what they serve.
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Fuck these people!
~ me, giving directions at an orgy
~ me, giving directions at an orgy
October 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Fuck these people!
~ me, giving directions at an orgy
~ me, giving directions at an orgy
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And now for my next amazing trick
*falls down hole*
*falls down hole*
November 25, 2024 at 12:04 AM
And now for my next amazing trick
*falls down hole*
*falls down hole*
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HER, FLIRTING: *Spins a bottle*
ME, TRYING TO BUILD A MINIATURE SHIP: Oh no
ME, TRYING TO BUILD A MINIATURE SHIP: Oh no
October 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
HER, FLIRTING: *Spins a bottle*
ME, TRYING TO BUILD A MINIATURE SHIP: Oh no
ME, TRYING TO BUILD A MINIATURE SHIP: Oh no
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Me: This relationship feels very transactional.
The cashier: You gonna buy the beer or what?
The cashier: You gonna buy the beer or what?
November 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Me: This relationship feels very transactional.
The cashier: You gonna buy the beer or what?
The cashier: You gonna buy the beer or what?
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Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die?
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die?
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
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hey 👋 looks like you posted a joke, mind if i explain it?
November 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
hey 👋 looks like you posted a joke, mind if i explain it?
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Damn. Leave some existential dread for the rest of us
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Damn. Leave some existential dread for the rest of us
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this place doesn’t have the juice until i have bots offering to write an essay for me on a post about piss and shit
November 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
this place doesn’t have the juice until i have bots offering to write an essay for me on a post about piss and shit
Me in the whitehouse on a daily process:
*Strokes red button with two fingers*
you like that bby? Yeah you like it don't ya!
*Strokes red button with two fingers*
you like that bby? Yeah you like it don't ya!
November 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Me in the whitehouse on a daily process:
*Strokes red button with two fingers*
you like that bby? Yeah you like it don't ya!
*Strokes red button with two fingers*
you like that bby? Yeah you like it don't ya!
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I need more sh*tposter starterpacks
I must hoard all of the shit
Starting over sucks
I must hoard all of the shit
Starting over sucks
November 23, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I need more sh*tposter starterpacks
I must hoard all of the shit
Starting over sucks
I must hoard all of the shit
Starting over sucks
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Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.
July 25, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.
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If you're experiencing joint pain, dont hold the lit end.
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
If you're experiencing joint pain, dont hold the lit end.
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'Wine me, dine me, 69 me?'
I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.
I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.
November 15, 2024 at 6:17 AM
'Wine me, dine me, 69 me?'
I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.
I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.
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You guys there are no refunds on the starter packs. They are shitposts. What did you expect..
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 PM
You guys there are no refunds on the starter packs. They are shitposts. What did you expect..
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look ma I can get 30% off this overpriced thing I don't need while going into debt what a deal
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
look ma I can get 30% off this overpriced thing I don't need while going into debt what a deal